I never heard of a dog named something.And an Airdale.
Named Bertie or something.
JW: I need to bring in something.
VET: Is it an animal?
JW: Of course.
VET: What kind of animal?
JW: My dog!
VET: Is something wrong?
JW: Something is right but there is something wrong with something.
VET: I figured that's why you called. Can we help you with something?
JW: Yes, that's why I called!
VET: Sir, if something is wrong with your dog you're going to need to tell us so we can figure out something to do.
JW: How about trying to fix something? That's what you get paid for!
VET: We fixed the toilet in the bathroom this morning but I don't see how that is relevant.
JW: Will you look at something or not?
Ok, someone else's turn to add on to it...