Ok, fess up, how often do you.....

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heroinesick

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Hey it ain’t Easy be Lazy. Really Lazy.

You have to work at it. Find New ways to Cut Corners. Make Endless List of things to be Put Off and done Tomorrow. And somehow keep up the Outward Appearance of being a Responsible Citizen.
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You know, my Da says this exact same thing. He doesn't bother trying to keep up appearances, though. His slack is AWE inducing.
 

Myrany

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I lost it to the couch one time. That's a big deal, cause most things that get commandeered by the couch never come back. Like my box of Lemon Heads.

FEAR THE COUCH MONSTER!

I kid you not we were getting ready to move and my hubby had just finished taking apart some bookcases and tossed the cordless screwdriver on the couch. We forgot about it. Moved and couldn't find it. When we moved again we found it when it fell out of the couch.
 

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Yeah, my parents did the same thing. Only, instead of it being a screwdriver, it was the cat. They loaded up the couch and were gonna come back for the pets after they had moved everything. Stopped for gas and heard a meow from the trailer. Opened it up to find the cat laying down on the couch all relaxed like. No one noticed she was there when they closed it up. Sneaky couch monster is sneaky.
 

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Just happened to me last night after a night of partying and its not the first time, Usually I keep my eGo on my nightstand but a couple times I've passed out with it in my hands (Hey better then falling asleep with a lit cigarette in hand! Note to the public, when I did smoke I never smoked in bed to avoid accidental house fires like that) I remember one time I had a dream where I felt a burning sensation on my body, then the dream became a little too real and I woke up to find me lying on my eGo button and it had heated the atty like whoa giving me and nice burning sensation. No harm done just got really hot
 

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You know, my Da says this exact same thing. He doesn't bother trying to keep up appearances, though. His slack is AWE inducing.

I like to Keep an Good Outward Appearance. Shower every day. Shave Twice a Week. Clean Clothes. Etc. It supports the Illusion that I am a Hard Working, Industries Go-Getter.

Where in Actuality, I’m Lazier than a Sloth on Prozac on the Inside. And secretly plotting how to skip work on Friday.
 

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I can relate to this...its pretty safe to say that my pv goes EVERYWHERE I go...I carry it around the house with me...simply because I only have one so far and the wife tells me I can't spend any more $$ on my new vaping hobby!

It hasn't been said yet...but I even vape on the toilet...:ohmy:

There..I admitted it!

Geo
 

EddardinWinter

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another reason to use PVs instead of analong

"Analong" Isn't that the song by the Foo Fighters?

Hello, I've waited here for you, analong.
Tonight, I throw myself into,
And out of the red, out of her head she sang

Or was it They Might be Giants?

Analong and I are getting old
And we still haven't walked in the glow of each other's majestic presence
Listen Ana hear my words
They're the ones you would think I would say if there was a me for you
 

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every once in awhile i find it. usually it finds its way to the nightstand. im always vaping in bed lol. unfortunately i woke up one morning with a RBA in full meltdown on my mechanical. im guessing i was resting on top of the side button switch and the dripper was laying up against my knee. Now i have a fancy deep burn about 1 inch long by 1/2 inch wide, slowly healing that scab over 2 weeks.
 

mkbilbo

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All the time.

Why would I avoid confessing this? Gotta have my PV next to the bed for (if for no other reason) when I can negotiate my way into my girlfriend's happy place.

(blinks a few times)

(reaches for keyboard)

(realizes what the mods would do if he went anywhere near what he was thinking)

(decides to go see if the DVR has anything interesting on it)
 
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