omg my chuck!

[DcMagic]

I'm at my girlfriends house like 30 miles away from mine. And I get a call and found out that I got a package today. Its my chuck! So. I have a problem. Do I leave my gf's and piss her off and go see my new chuck. Or stay here and feel the agony of knowing my first chuck is sitting on my desk just itching to be used.

Definatly between a rock and a hard place. Lol

 

[DinosaurVapor]

girlfriend. definitely

 

[DaMulta]

She will still be there after you get your Chuck.

 

[Uncle Pennybags]

Chuck>my girlfriend

 

[SmilingSlasher]

Well.......the Chuck will last longer than most modern relationships.

It also will not argue if you introduce another PV into the relationship.

You can hit your Chuck ALL DAY LONG.........You can NEVER HIT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

Your Chuck won't gain weight and ask if it looks good in these jeans.

Your Chuck will work all 4 weeks of the month. It will not quit working one day and say it's because of something that has happened every month for the last 18 years......You'd think they would be used to that by now.

Your Chuck looks great in some other chicks hands........well, I guess that reason may go to both.

The Chuck will make you happy without buying it jewelry or flowers.



I can keep going here......LOL

 

[lostdaze]

Well.......the Chuck will last longer than most modern relationships.

It also will not argue if you introduce another PV into the relationship.

You can hit your Chuck ALL DAY LONG.........You can NEVER HIT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

Your Chuck won't gain weight and ask if it looks good in these jeans.

Your Chuck will work all 4 weeks of the month. It will not quit working one day and say it's because of something that has happened every month for the last 18 years......You'd think they would be used to that by now.

Your Chuck looks great in some other chicks hands........well, I guess that reason may go to both.

The Chuck will make you happy without buying it jewelry or flowers.



I can keep going here......LOL

But in the end the chuck may not be the only thing you use your hand for, lol.

 

[ppt123]

just one problem tho...no punani on the chuck.

Well.......the Chuck will last longer than most modern relationships.

It also will not argue if you introduce another PV into the relationship.

You can hit your Chuck ALL DAY LONG.........You can NEVER HIT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

Your Chuck won't gain weight and ask if it looks good in these jeans.

Your Chuck will work all 4 weeks of the month. It will not quit working one day and say it's because of something that has happened every month for the last 18 years......You'd think they would be used to that by now.

Your Chuck looks great in some other chicks hands........well, I guess that reason may go to both.

The Chuck will make you happy without buying it jewelry or flowers.



I can keep going here......LOL

 

[SmilingSlasher]

But in the end the chuck may not be the only thing you use your hand for, lol.

Like it or not......If you won't play with it, nobody else will either.

just one problem tho...no punani on the chuck.

"punani" ,as you put it, ain't even close to the "best things" a woman has to offer.



Advice for both of you...........
1) Be married for at least 10 years, then see if your list ain't a lil closer to mine. LOL
2) Never lose that sense of humor.

 

[DcMagic]

Shoulda went home lol

 

[optsmk]

Chuck wins

 

[SmilingSlasher]

She gave her blessing to go to the Chuck???.....And you didn't?

Thats like the Pope offering you Communion and you saying "Ya know what...I'll pass......I had a biscut on the way here."

Oh....DCMagic. Mine were all jokes. ( except maybe one.......You can pick the one that wasn't a joke.)

 

[trennels]

Can you imagine the rumors going around your hometown afterward? "I heard you left your girlfriend for......Chuck?"

 

[AngusATAT]

That's why I love being married. That way, when I'm with my lovely lady, it's in the same place as where my e-cig deliveries come to!

Well, that, and she's a terriffic cook.

 

[Caesarea]

Just say....how about we go to my place and I show you my Chuck...?

 

[sbphotog]

Ooooooo, tough choice................

 

[Bella Chic]

Why don't you just take the girlfriend with you??? That would work too.

 

[Ralph T]

That's why I love being married. That way, when I'm with my lovely lady, it's in the same place as where my e-cig deliveries come to!

Well, that, and she's a terriffic cook.

She was right behind you, wasn't she?

JK

 

[sbphotog]

She was right behind you, wasn't she?

JK

Lmao! she probably was.
Hubby looks over my shoulder all the time to see what I'm typing.

 

[AngusATAT]

Actually, she's at home, and I'm over an hour away at work.

 

[sbphotog]

Actually, she's at home, and I'm over an hour away at work.

Well, then I guess we should start calling you "big softy" cause of the way you gush about wifey.