I have a coffee table with drawers in it in my home office. I bought these things called "Really Useful Boxes" (you can get them at Staples or craft stores for pretty cheap). It's a plastic box that holds a bunch of smaller plastic boxes and they come in different sizes. The little plastic boxes have latches to keep them shut. I labeled each of them and set them on end in my drawers so I can open the drawer, easily see what I'm looking for, lift it out, open the box, take out what I need and then put it back. One big drawer is full of boxes with everything from drip tips to attys to stardust replacement heads to syringes. The other drawer is my juice. I have a plastic box for every flavor and it's nice because they hold four or five bottles, so if I grab the cotton candy box, it has the cotton candy juice from several vendors and I can pick which one I want and which nic level I want.
This system works for me because it's organized, everything has its place, I can put vapemail supplies away quickly, if I'm running out the door I can grab what I need in minutes, I can quickly see what I'm running low on and everything is tucked away out of sight. If you walked into my office, there is a thousand dollars or more of vape gear but you wouldn't see any evidence of it except maybe a lingering smell of butterscotch. The coffee table also has a lift top with storage under it and I keep all my DIY stuff in there. It's nice because when I DIY, I can lift the top and bring it closer to me for my "experiments" heh heh. When I'm working, I usually have whatever PV I'm using and my UCan on the coffee table and that's it.
I get why some people have large displays and are proud of their vapegear and I say, "Woo hoo!" to them. But I do business out of my office and sometimes give interviews here, so out of sight works better for me.
Even if you don't have drawers to put your stuff in, those Really Useful Box systems work great on their own.
Sorry, I should laugh but you did make a joke out of it.
