Pet hair sticking out of label on juice bottle..

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rookbartley989

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I got jacked...2 bottles today in the mail and not a single damn hair!!! Everyone else always gets the good stuff.

Pet hair on the label = not that bad, little black curly in the bottle = somebody is teabaging the vat of juice before bottling! This would give crab juice a whole new taste spectrum!

Ron -
 

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I found a penny in a hot dog once.

BONUS!



Now I only eat hebrew nationals.

A hair wouldn't bother me. I live with a shetland sheepdog, and i swear to dog these things reproduce by sporing. Which SUCKS for a pseudo-gothette like me who only wears black because they haven't made a darker color yet.

A fluffy white cat appropriated my first apartment and my heart when I was 18, and it took her a few years, but she cured me of my love for black clothes and furniture. Now I wear mostly neutral earth tones. Cat hair colors. It's just easier.

Don't worry, you can still wear black nail polish with earth tones!

Just hair. You get nastier things eating, biting your nails, and rubbing your eyes.

Or sleeping. You know how many spiders we swallow accidentally in our sleep?

I do like spiders, but not really as a midnight snack type thing.
 

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I got jacked...2 bottles today in the mail and not a single damn hair!!! Everyone else always gets the good stuff.

Pet hair on the label = not that bad, little black curly in the bottle = somebody is teabagging the vat of juice before bottling! This would give crab juice a whole new taste spectrum!

Ron -

That about made me spit OJ all over my monitor. :D

I SO seriously wouldn't be bothered by a hair stuck to a label. Stuff happens. We ingest bug parts and hairs ALL the time in our food; the FDA calls them "unavoidable defects" and has established "maximum levels of natural or unavoidable defects in foods for human use that present no health hazard."

Defect Levels Handbook **

And the hair in question wasn't even IN the juice, just stuck to the label. Sheesh.

** Do NOT scroll down on that link if you don't want to know the particulars of what you're likely ingesting with every sip of coffee, bite of brocolli, etc. Trust me.
 
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Hmm, I just had to put down my e-cig so my dog could get in my face. Earlier I yawned and my other dog thought it was an open invitation to french kiss me.

:lol::lol::lol:


You know how many spiders we swallow accidentally in our sleep?

I do like spiders, but not really as a midnight snack type thing.

8-o 8-o 8-o That does it, I'm never sleeping again!
 

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I would not be worried about vaping an insect leg, or even a hair. It's just protein. I buy some pretty great mexican masa tamales out of the back of someone's truck ........ whom I know. She makes the best I've ever had.

The difference is, she is not a business, per se. We have to seek her out and only people who know her know she will make these for you. She is not selling on an internet site, and she has not opened a public restaurant.

Finding *stuff* in my juice is more about the conditions in the area where it is made, for me.

Kitchen table is for DIYers, not a business entity. I like to think that my product, which I am injesting into my body, is being made in a dedicated area that is free from spider webs, pets, dirty hands, snotty runny noses of children, etc.

If I wanted to buy DIY, I could approach about 200 people on this forum and get some juice for about 10 cents or less a ml.

To me, opening a business announces to the world that you are a professional. Therefore everything that happens between the time I order and the time I receive my juice should be done under, and in, a business professional manner. If you can't measure up to that, then just make DIY for your neighbors and friends.

I sometimes repair computers and operating systems for poor and elderly people I meet. I don't charge, I just try to fix their problems if i can. If I were interested in servicing mission-critical businesses, I'd get a web site, a business card, and I'd be charging at the level of expectation, complexity, liability etc. that is expected when you are a full-fledged business.......and charging accordingly.

Big difference if you ask me?

This definition of "mom and pop" that some people have just eludes me. There are a few small eateries and deli places here in AR that are mom and pop......but I can assure you, they are not making my sandwich over in their trailer house and running it over to the table I'm sitting at. They are a business, are inspected, and customers also get to SEE where their food is being made and served. Mom and Pop doesn't mean the garage, the basement, the kitchen table, or the tool shed.

Supporting some of these odd "kitchen table" concepts is the perfect avenue by which to backwards-advance our industry into the category of lauging-stock. That would be very unfair to the mostly highly professional vendors we have in the ejuice business, who are doing things RIGHT. 99% of them are doing things right.
 
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I guess they didn't suit up...

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