Ummm .... do "nude" and "wood" rhyme??? LMAO
It was never required that anything rhyme....
Ummm .... do "nude" and "wood" rhyme??? LMAO
isbnbook, i havnt seen that monty python skit in year ty
It was never required that anything rhyme....
lots of good ones.. Here's my favs
13. isbnbook >> Slowly he put the butter down to the ground underneath and softly he stated, "That explains the hairs that are caught in my teeth."
20. Dandafixr >> thou shall not butter thy neighbors wife he said to me,
45. bmwjen >> There is nothing you could do to my wife that would really surprise me. Now step on over here and high five me
47. MattC44 >> With the skill of a pro and nerves made of steel, I creamed that fine woman from her head to her heel.
66. ManuDawg >> "She ain't my wife, I just come to get my cash I used her services last week and broke out in a rash"!
...Which one?
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Congrats Foggy! Lots of good ones! One last finishing line, eh? Pleeeeeze tell me we don't have to close this thread at 1000 posts!!
Oh, and I'll take paisley blasted tanks - thanks - lol -Yin yang is close - maybe one half on one side of the tank, 2nd half on the other side . . . .
lol the one you get when you click on your sig
We will have to see which one random.org picks ... but I liked it too!
On a side note, hubby is making cookies and I didn't even have to ask!
Good ending... I vote we just use it and dismiss all other entries!
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i vote that to be a winner
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Sure why not... I don't have MOD, so even if I won, I couldn't use a Phiniac Tank until I got one anyway.![]()
What kinda cookies he baking?
The next line is ....
26. Foggy >> It came as a shock, me there in the buff. "You can have her!" he said. "I've had enough!"
Nope we do not... as long as the purpose of the contest is not to run up a post count, we are all good! And seeing as we are taking submissions via the website... the purpose of the thread is not to run up the post count!
I probably should not post this until tomorrow, but it was the first one submitted and I got a laugh, so I figured I'd give everyone a sneak peek!
Dandafixr >> So came the story on valentines day, keep track of your loved ones and your parkay!
Ahhh, such a sweet hubby.