Phiniac Pyrex Tank Valentines Contest!
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Wow I go away for a little while and everyone starts chatting, were you waiting for me to leave the room???
Yes, we are closer to sand blasted tanks! EVerything is here but the sand.
It is colder then cold here and it has been since October, but not as much snow as usual!
Yes, we are closer to sand blasted tanks! EVerything is here but the sand.
It is colder then cold here and it has been since October, but not as much snow as usual!
I only submitted the one I thought would be the best finisher all three of my entries, but I thought I would share my runner-up lines:
"So get the hell out, while we grab a quick vape, our love is preserved thanks to video tape.
Go grab all your stuff, leave the PV and tank, and tomorrow you'll notice she emptied your bank."
"Oh by the way, she filed for divorce, she chose me over you, cause I'm hung like a horse.
Our love burns eternal and this I will shout, back away from our butter and get the hell out!"
Too bad I went to bed last night before moorea suggested an unexpected "alternate" ending, but I whipped one up anyway
"Now hold on there hubby, try not to despair, I find you quite hot, your face and your hair.
That two-timing tramp, for her I've lost hope, let's go take a shower and please drop the soap."
"So get the hell out, while we grab a quick vape, our love is preserved thanks to video tape.
Go grab all your stuff, leave the PV and tank, and tomorrow you'll notice she emptied your bank."
"Oh by the way, she filed for divorce, she chose me over you, cause I'm hung like a horse.
Our love burns eternal and this I will shout, back away from our butter and get the hell out!"
Too bad I went to bed last night before moorea suggested an unexpected "alternate" ending, but I whipped one up anyway
"Now hold on there hubby, try not to despair, I find you quite hot, your face and your hair.
That two-timing tramp, for her I've lost hope, let's go take a shower and please drop the soap."
Wouldn't that be funny though if I won another tank
It could happen ......
You have a 1 in 8 chance!
Please drop the soap, very funny!
3 minutes left!
Funny if memory serves correct his first entry was so sweet and loving!
A far cry from please drop the soap!
For your viewing pleasure!
1. Dandafixr >> So came the story on valentines day, keep track of your loved ones and your parkay!
2. Dandafixr >> the moral to find in this disarray: keep track of your loved one and your parkay!
3. tbrinkley >> She looked at me. I looked at her. All the romance had gone that is for sure.
4. Dandafixr >> but she was done too, with butter I knew, for Fabio with vegetable spread is who she went to
5. tbrinkley >> The bowl of butter was in my hands beckoning excitedly to my overworked glands.
6. tbrinkley >> He stomped out the door and she soon followed. In my pity (and skivvies) I sat there and wallowed.
7. pwyll >> The End.
8. pwyll >> And so YOU are my present for Valentine's Day. I'll never have enough is all I can say.
9. ChellyNelly >> So I ran down the stairs and what did I see? But an elephant eating all my ice cream! I ran out of the house in such a flash, I almost forgot my kimono sash!
10. sdkelly85 >> She looked over at me with a big smile...... I ran out the door yelling "Keep her she's vile"!
11. MattC44 >> "You bet I will take her, to me she's a queen, you shoudn't have beat her and treated her mean. I'll love her forever, this angel's all mine, let's get some more butter, my sweet Valentine."
12. MattC44 >> "You bet I will take her, to me she's a queen, you shoudn't have beat her and treated her mean. I'll love her forever, this angel's all mine, let's get some more butter, my sweet Valentine."
13. MattC44 >> "You bet I will take her, to me she's a queen, you shoudn't have beat her and treated her mean. I'll love her forever, this angel's all mine, let's get some more butter, my sweet Valentine."
14. CrystalClaire >> And that, my friends, is why Paula Deen is divorced.
15. maddogg >> the end of this story cant be beat coz my moorea has my heart with every beat!
16. CrystalClaire >> Flying into a huff, he grabbed his stuff...
17. maddogg >> the truth of story is mine to tell id never leave moorea come heaven or hell
18. maddogg >> after 22 years ill take all i can get as mooera is my beautiful pet!
19. CrystalClaire >> "Don't go!" she pleaded, grabbng him by the cuff...
20. willowize >> Rose’s are Red, Violets are Blue, I woke up from this dream and so should you. Snuggle and cuddle, pull your loved one close and tell them often they’re loved the most.
21. reddhot54 >> thats my story of that fateful day but i love her and shes mine foerver and a day!
22. reddhot54 >> she may be wicked and she may be mean but shes my woman my wife and my queen
23. willowize >> I pulled and tugged for hours it would seem. Finally I woke up from this dream. There she is my sweet valentine I’m happy to say that “She’s All MINE!”
24. reddhot54 >> my heart is yours to have and to hold becoz a love like yours is worth any pot of gold!
25. ManuDawg >> He retained me as his lawyer for your cheating you will pay and oh by the way Happy Valentine's Day!
26. nordoe >> "we are over, through, I am walking out the door, I wont put up with this you cheating ....."
27. tiburonfirst >> but that butter i will keep, he went on to explain, that's dearer to me than my soon-to-be ex-wife named jane
28. thehangdude >> "I don't want her now, the butter's half gone." I walked out the door, taking only my thong
29. thehangdude >> "I don't want her now, the butter's half gone." I walked out the door, taking only my thong
30. thehangdude >> "What do I want with your passed out wife? I'm going to Albuquerque to start a new life."
31. thehangdude >> So I wrote you this note, I leave by your head. Goodbye Valentine. I wish you were dead.
32. Hummingbird >> Knowing full well that this was a prank. I presented my love with a PHINIAC TANK! With Joy in her eyes she said with surprise! I love you, I do, I have one for you too! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
33. Hummingbird >> Knowing full well that this was a prank. I presented my love with a PHINIAC TANK! With Joy in her eyes she said with surprise! I love you, I do, I have one for you too! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
34. Hummingbird >> Knowing full well that this was a prank. I presented my love with a PHINIAC TANK! With Joy in her eyes she said with surprise! I love you, I do, I have one for you too! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
35. Paislia >> All this happened as you selpt of course, I dove uder the bed and have become quite hoarse. I left you the note to find me here; Hubby's gone for good, let's celebrate dear!!
36. Paislia >> We stood there together, him and me; took one look at you sleeping and decided to flee. The note I left will lead you to a box. You'll find some good books and some sticky socks. Have fun Valentine!!
37. Paislia >> So now we stand here in the echo of lard-eater's voice. Embarrassed by butter, naked by choice. Happily this time we will spend, as Valentines without an end.
38. willowize >> I finally woke up from this dream with the biggest scream. That was a really strange note that’s all I can say. Is it really Valentine’s Day?
39. Odium >> So after a lengthy discussion between your husband I We took the butter and left, don't ask me why... Leaving you standing in a delicate way A lesson to all who cheat on Valentines Day!
40. Odium >> After a little discussion we did decide To get out of this place run away & hide So alone in the closet with Mat's sticky socks she lay A lesson to all who cheat on Valentines Day!
41. Odium >> After a little discussion between him and me Together hand in hand we did flee So in the closet with mats sticky socks she lay Alone and dejected all for a roll in the hay!
42. klynn >> "But I'll take the flowers and candy and Valentine's Day stuff."
43. klynn >> "But I'll take the flowers and candy and Valentine's Day stuff."
44. klynn >> "But I'll take the flowers and candy and all the Valentine's stuff."
45. isbnbook >> I walked to the door dragging my dongle on the floor.
46. isbnbook >> Valentines Day sucks and I've just about had enough.
47. isbnbook >> I put on my cloths and grabbed the booze because as you can see Valentines Day is only for losers!!!
48. Dyanna @ ECF >> for him that was tough, so off he went to the pub...
49. skydragon >> So there he went and I'm left to say..........C'mon, lets roll in the hay.
50. skydragon >> I don't want her I say to him. She's all yours as I don't like whores.
51. skydragon >> I decline and out I go. Goodbye closet, goodbye butter. I'm finding me another slutter.
52. MiXoLoGiSt >> I wasn't happy with her anyways, dealing with her was tough!
53. MiXoLoGiSt >> As he grabbed his PV with a Phiniac tank and took another Puff.
54. MiXoLoGiSt >> "Now take her and Leave, and don't forget your stuff!"
55. Sdkelly85 >> "I can have her" I asked "why", I looked over to her as she started to cry.
56. MrsCasey >> I awoke with a start and could plainly see it was only a nightmare my love was right beside me. Happy Valentines Day he whispered softly, here's a bracelet for you from Tiffany's!
57. MrsCasey >> So your hubby and I are off to the pub and when were done there we are going to the Gentleman's Club. Enjoy your Valentine's Day all alone!
58. MrsCasey >> It's a shame cause I loved you but I just cannot stay, I'm dropping your cheatin ...., Happy Valentine's Day!
1. Dandafixr >> So came the story on valentines day, keep track of your loved ones and your parkay!
2. Dandafixr >> the moral to find in this disarray: keep track of your loved one and your parkay!
3. tbrinkley >> She looked at me. I looked at her. All the romance had gone that is for sure.
4. Dandafixr >> but she was done too, with butter I knew, for Fabio with vegetable spread is who she went to
5. tbrinkley >> The bowl of butter was in my hands beckoning excitedly to my overworked glands.
6. tbrinkley >> He stomped out the door and she soon followed. In my pity (and skivvies) I sat there and wallowed.
7. pwyll >> The End.
8. pwyll >> And so YOU are my present for Valentine's Day. I'll never have enough is all I can say.
9. ChellyNelly >> So I ran down the stairs and what did I see? But an elephant eating all my ice cream! I ran out of the house in such a flash, I almost forgot my kimono sash!
10. sdkelly85 >> She looked over at me with a big smile...... I ran out the door yelling "Keep her she's vile"!
11. MattC44 >> "You bet I will take her, to me she's a queen, you shoudn't have beat her and treated her mean. I'll love her forever, this angel's all mine, let's get some more butter, my sweet Valentine."
12. MattC44 >> "You bet I will take her, to me she's a queen, you shoudn't have beat her and treated her mean. I'll love her forever, this angel's all mine, let's get some more butter, my sweet Valentine."
13. MattC44 >> "You bet I will take her, to me she's a queen, you shoudn't have beat her and treated her mean. I'll love her forever, this angel's all mine, let's get some more butter, my sweet Valentine."
14. CrystalClaire >> And that, my friends, is why Paula Deen is divorced.
15. maddogg >> the end of this story cant be beat coz my moorea has my heart with every beat!
16. CrystalClaire >> Flying into a huff, he grabbed his stuff...
17. maddogg >> the truth of story is mine to tell id never leave moorea come heaven or hell
18. maddogg >> after 22 years ill take all i can get as mooera is my beautiful pet!
19. CrystalClaire >> "Don't go!" she pleaded, grabbng him by the cuff...
20. willowize >> Rose’s are Red, Violets are Blue, I woke up from this dream and so should you. Snuggle and cuddle, pull your loved one close and tell them often they’re loved the most.
21. reddhot54 >> thats my story of that fateful day but i love her and shes mine foerver and a day!
22. reddhot54 >> she may be wicked and she may be mean but shes my woman my wife and my queen
23. willowize >> I pulled and tugged for hours it would seem. Finally I woke up from this dream. There she is my sweet valentine I’m happy to say that “She’s All MINE!”
24. reddhot54 >> my heart is yours to have and to hold becoz a love like yours is worth any pot of gold!
25. ManuDawg >> He retained me as his lawyer for your cheating you will pay and oh by the way Happy Valentine's Day!
26. nordoe >> "we are over, through, I am walking out the door, I wont put up with this you cheating ....."
27. tiburonfirst >> but that butter i will keep, he went on to explain, that's dearer to me than my soon-to-be ex-wife named jane
28. thehangdude >> "I don't want her now, the butter's half gone." I walked out the door, taking only my thong
29. thehangdude >> "I don't want her now, the butter's half gone." I walked out the door, taking only my thong
30. thehangdude >> "What do I want with your passed out wife? I'm going to Albuquerque to start a new life."
31. thehangdude >> So I wrote you this note, I leave by your head. Goodbye Valentine. I wish you were dead.
32. Hummingbird >> Knowing full well that this was a prank. I presented my love with a PHINIAC TANK! With Joy in her eyes she said with surprise! I love you, I do, I have one for you too! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
33. Hummingbird >> Knowing full well that this was a prank. I presented my love with a PHINIAC TANK! With Joy in her eyes she said with surprise! I love you, I do, I have one for you too! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
34. Hummingbird >> Knowing full well that this was a prank. I presented my love with a PHINIAC TANK! With Joy in her eyes she said with surprise! I love you, I do, I have one for you too! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
35. Paislia >> All this happened as you selpt of course, I dove uder the bed and have become quite hoarse. I left you the note to find me here; Hubby's gone for good, let's celebrate dear!!
36. Paislia >> We stood there together, him and me; took one look at you sleeping and decided to flee. The note I left will lead you to a box. You'll find some good books and some sticky socks. Have fun Valentine!!
37. Paislia >> So now we stand here in the echo of lard-eater's voice. Embarrassed by butter, naked by choice. Happily this time we will spend, as Valentines without an end.
38. willowize >> I finally woke up from this dream with the biggest scream. That was a really strange note that’s all I can say. Is it really Valentine’s Day?
39. Odium >> So after a lengthy discussion between your husband I We took the butter and left, don't ask me why... Leaving you standing in a delicate way A lesson to all who cheat on Valentines Day!
40. Odium >> After a little discussion we did decide To get out of this place run away & hide So alone in the closet with Mat's sticky socks she lay A lesson to all who cheat on Valentines Day!
41. Odium >> After a little discussion between him and me Together hand in hand we did flee So in the closet with mats sticky socks she lay Alone and dejected all for a roll in the hay!
42. klynn >> "But I'll take the flowers and candy and Valentine's Day stuff."
43. klynn >> "But I'll take the flowers and candy and Valentine's Day stuff."
44. klynn >> "But I'll take the flowers and candy and all the Valentine's stuff."
45. isbnbook >> I walked to the door dragging my dongle on the floor.
46. isbnbook >> Valentines Day sucks and I've just about had enough.
47. isbnbook >> I put on my cloths and grabbed the booze because as you can see Valentines Day is only for losers!!!
48. Dyanna @ ECF >> for him that was tough, so off he went to the pub...
49. skydragon >> So there he went and I'm left to say..........C'mon, lets roll in the hay.
50. skydragon >> I don't want her I say to him. She's all yours as I don't like whores.
51. skydragon >> I decline and out I go. Goodbye closet, goodbye butter. I'm finding me another slutter.
52. MiXoLoGiSt >> I wasn't happy with her anyways, dealing with her was tough!
53. MiXoLoGiSt >> As he grabbed his PV with a Phiniac tank and took another Puff.
54. MiXoLoGiSt >> "Now take her and Leave, and don't forget your stuff!"
55. Sdkelly85 >> "I can have her" I asked "why", I looked over to her as she started to cry.
56. MrsCasey >> I awoke with a start and could plainly see it was only a nightmare my love was right beside me. Happy Valentines Day he whispered softly, here's a bracelet for you from Tiffany's!
57. MrsCasey >> So your hubby and I are off to the pub and when were done there we are going to the Gentleman's Club. Enjoy your Valentine's Day all alone!
58. MrsCasey >> It's a shame cause I loved you but I just cannot stay, I'm dropping your cheatin ...., Happy Valentine's Day!
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