Poop!

[Kaston]

E-cigs should be sold to people with constipation.

There is nothing to keep one more regular than that first hit of 36mg in the morning. Oh, and that is not even counting what happens if you add coffee!

I think it is one of the reasons I am loosing weight from this; my food never gets a chance to take a leisurely path through my digestive system because vaping expedites the process

 

[Cage]

KASTON!!!

Cure for constipation - 2 cups of coffee, 1 bran muffin and 3 cigarettes percolating while you sit in rush hour traffic. 100% effective.

 

[Kaston]

Hey, didn't you read the book:

Just because I am a girl does not mean I do not poop, and any girl that says she does not fart is a LIAR!

 

[Trumpybloke]

Judging from this thread so far , you would not so much be a liar Kaston , as too afraid to fart !!!!!

 

[youfillintheblank]

I'm waiting for the movie

Hey, didn't you read the book:

Just because I am a girl does not mean I do not poop, and any girl that says she does not fart is a LIAR!

 

[Nuck]

I'm waiting for the movie

I'm waiting for all memory of this thread to vanish!!

 

[Cage]

I'm waiting for the movie

LOL... It's already been made:

 

[surbitonPete]

There's more information than I wanted on this thread

 

[breezy]

Hey, didn't you read the book:

Just because I am a girl does not mean I do not poop, and any girl that says she does not fart is a LIAR!

Girls DO NOT fart they FLUFF!!

 

[b00stzx3]

I always gotta pee after or during a cigg (haven't got my ecig in mail yet), even without the many Bud Lights that usually accompany it. Is nicotine a diretic/laxative? I know analogs contain baby laxatives, no idea baout nicotine though.

 

[locha]

also reminded me about

 

[Cage]

Girls DO NOT fart they FLUFF!!

A rose by any other name...

 

[Iken]

Peter: I'm looking for some toilet training books.
Salesman: We have the popular 'everybody poops", or the less popular 'nobody poops but you'.
Peter: Well, you see, we're catholic...
Salesman: Ah, then you'll want 'you're a naughty, naughty boy, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you'.

 

[Cage]

OMG!!!

 

[gep]

Peter: I'm looking for some toilet training books.
Salesman: We have the popular 'everybody poops", or the less popular 'nobody poops but you'.
Peter: Well, you see, we're catholic...
Salesman: Ah, then you'll want 'you're a naughty, naughty boy, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you'.

signed: another once guilt-laden catholic rolleyes