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Goodnight, Nat!
(all I can seem to handle tonight are the hello's and goodbyes,
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(all I can seem to handle tonight are the hello's and goodbyes,
) 
this is going to be a fun theme
"You may think extraterrestrials are to blame for crop circles, but apparently,
it's actually drugged-out wallabies."
It turns out that Scully and Mulder got it completely wrong. According to Tasmanian state officials, wallabies are the miscreants behind the creation of crop circles found in local opium fields. The cute critters feast on the poppy seeds and then get "high as a kite," hopping in circles and trampling the crops.
Wallabies aren't the only animals going on all night drug binges. Other sources have reported that sheep and deer regularly get into the poppy fields and exhibit the same strange behavior - walking in circles repetitively until they eventually "crash." With 49,420 acres worth of poppy fields, it's a wonder there are any animals left in Tasmania that can still walk straight.
Though the crop circles seem to be an innocent byproduct of devouring the "Dover's Powder," I believe they're actually in cahoots with aliens to bring ultimate destruction upon the human race. That's right. I'm onto you, wallabies.
"You may think extraterrestrials are to blame for crop circles, but apparently,
it's actually drugged-out wallabies."
It turns out that Scully and Mulder got it completely wrong. According to Tasmanian state officials, wallabies are the miscreants behind the creation of crop circles found in local opium fields. The cute critters feast on the poppy seeds and then get "high as a kite," hopping in circles and trampling the crops.
Wallabies aren't the only animals going on all night drug binges. Other sources have reported that sheep and deer regularly get into the poppy fields and exhibit the same strange behavior - walking in circles repetitively until they eventually "crash." With 49,420 acres worth of poppy fields, it's a wonder there are any animals left in Tasmania that can still walk straight.
Though the crop circles seem to be an innocent byproduct of devouring the "Dover's Powder," I believe they're actually in cahoots with aliens to bring ultimate destruction upon the human race. That's right. I'm onto you, wallabies.
Goodnight, Nat!
(all I can seem to handle tonight are the hello's and goodbyes,
See what modding gets you.
Chicken as big as child...
When you want to stay on subject I'll converse with you some more...
That's a classic Stosh
Many humans would also like to create crop circles in the poppy fields but the Police ride shotgun and it's difficult to get in. Not that I'd know of course The fields do look amazing when you drive by.
Did you know that Douglas Adams was a writer on a few of the early Dr. Who episodes?
Ha, you think I wasn't paying attention. I believe the subject was will you or will you not make the welcome thread for Lis?
No, I didn't. Come to think of it, they do have that same feel to them, far, far out!
Wow! Question from 8 hours ago...answered. Thanks. Yeah, it was lovely, except when the surfing contests came in, then jammed up.
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