Hi All! I see the party's started early, so I got in my party clothes. Yay, this is fun!
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A ECF Barbarians Guide to Vape, Pillaging, and Plundering
Don’t Call Ahead to Tell the Vaper You’re Coming
The common courtesies of society have likely gotten you in the habit of calling ahead when you plan on visiting someone else’s house. However, while showing up unannounced may be frowned upon by friends and neighbors, all politeness should be thrown out the window when it comes to ransacking .
Why? Because giving vaper warning of your arrival gives them time to gather PV's, attys and flaming juices. And, as you’ll soon discover, getting struck with a nice heavy mod diminishes your ability to cut the heads off enemies and stuff valuable vaping items into your giant burlap sack.
Run Into Town Like a Maniac
Walking into town like a civilized person doesn’t do much to strike fear into those you’re about to strong arm-into giving you all their vaping gear (plus, it’s just plain boring). As such, it is recommended you run into town screaming like a crazy person. For added effect, bring a big wooden club, sharpened stick or other type of makeshift weaponry with you so you can brandish it with reckless abandon. Also, for a nice added touch, put Alka-Seltzer under your tongue so it looks like your foaming at the mouth.
Bring Some Friends
Now, I know what you’re thinking, “If I bring friends with me, then that means I have to share the spoils of my pillage.” While this is true, it’s important to realize that there is strength in numbers. After all, if just one crazy person runs into a village brandishing a mace and screaming like a maniac, it’s not going to be long before you get hit in the head with a heavy mod or two. In contrast, bringing along a bunch of friends helps create chaos and even the odds against all those able-bodied vapers in the village.
Plus, let’s not forget that it’s also just plain more fun to share your hobbies with your friends.
Get Really, Drunk
While stealing things can certainly be fun while sober, watching the huddled masses of villagers looking on with tears streaming down their faces can be a little bit of a downer. To numb the pain that comes with taking someone's prized mod or all day vape as your own, it may be helpful to drink your fair share of mead before you run into the city.
Bonus! Alcohol helps slow your body’s internal systems, which may help slow blood loss in the event of a mod wound.
I hope you found these tips helpful
PRISM
Don’t Call Ahead to Tell the Vaper You’re Coming
The common courtesies of society have likely gotten you in the habit of calling ahead when you plan on visiting someone else’s house. However, while showing up unannounced may be frowned upon by friends and neighbors, all politeness should be thrown out the window when it comes to ransacking .
Why? Because giving vaper warning of your arrival gives them time to gather PV's, attys and flaming juices. And, as you’ll soon discover, getting struck with a nice heavy mod diminishes your ability to cut the heads off enemies and stuff valuable vaping items into your giant burlap sack.
Run Into Town Like a Maniac
Walking into town like a civilized person doesn’t do much to strike fear into those you’re about to strong arm-into giving you all their vaping gear (plus, it’s just plain boring). As such, it is recommended you run into town screaming like a crazy person. For added effect, bring a big wooden club, sharpened stick or other type of makeshift weaponry with you so you can brandish it with reckless abandon. Also, for a nice added touch, put Alka-Seltzer under your tongue so it looks like your foaming at the mouth.
Bring Some Friends
Now, I know what you’re thinking, “If I bring friends with me, then that means I have to share the spoils of my pillage.” While this is true, it’s important to realize that there is strength in numbers. After all, if just one crazy person runs into a village brandishing a mace and screaming like a maniac, it’s not going to be long before you get hit in the head with a heavy mod or two. In contrast, bringing along a bunch of friends helps create chaos and even the odds against all those able-bodied vapers in the village.
Plus, let’s not forget that it’s also just plain more fun to share your hobbies with your friends.
Get Really, Drunk
While stealing things can certainly be fun while sober, watching the huddled masses of villagers looking on with tears streaming down their faces can be a little bit of a downer. To numb the pain that comes with taking someone's prized mod or all day vape as your own, it may be helpful to drink your fair share of mead before you run into the city.
Bonus! Alcohol helps slow your body’s internal systems, which may help slow blood loss in the event of a mod wound.
I hope you found these tips helpful
PRISM
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I will have to find good use for this advice either today or tomorrow!!!
Someone mentioned a t-shirt and jeans. I never saw any.
BTW HI Jerry, and JJ2
BTW HI Jerry, and JJ2
Notice what ???
I'm relieved to know I wasn't the only one. ----> http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...11512-pre-veteran-thread-620.html#post3344986
I can't wait to participate either so I am changing early. Congrats and enjoy your turning Prism!!
Does Sher's avatar look really dark to anyone else? 
I've seen it elsewhere so I know it's a great one!!!
I've seen it elsewhere so I know it's a great one!!!
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