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tgcrna

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Hey: It's on topic now...lol.

Garcia and Clapton were on a safari and got sidetracked and captured by some natives who were going to kill them. "Any last requests?" they were asked and Garcia speaks up and says, "Yes, get me a guitar and just one last time, I want to play the long version of Truckin."
They look at Clapton and he says: "Kill me first!"

Ha Ha!! :) :)
 

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A: Because the music never stops................

The fields are full of dancing,
Full of singing and romancing,
'Cause the music never stopped. :)


Hey: It's on topic now...lol.

Garcia and Clapton were on a safari and got sidetracked and captured by some natives who were going to kill them. "Any last requests?" they were asked and Garcia speaks up and says, "Yes, get me a guitar and just one last time, I want to play the long version of Truckin."
They look at Clapton and he says: "Kill me first!"


OK, that was more than LOL. That was full Belly Laugh............. :laugh:
 

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One more left.........come on Dlite!

OK Wharf. Passing the time.........one more.....(it IS on topic... sort of....lol).

Cosmo the deadhead is at the end of his rope. He's broke, half a continent away from his folks and he needs to get home. All he has left is his dog, Astro. He spies a likely yuppie couple on the way to their Porsche. He says, "Excuse me, I'm broke and I want to sell my dog for bus money. He's a special dog, he even talks! Ask him something." The man seems appalled, but the woman is intrigued. "Oh Dale, that would be so kewl! OK, doggie, what's your favorite dead song?" Astro barks "Wharf, wharf, wharf". The couple laugh at this and leave, without buying Astro, of course. Astro looks at Cosmo and says, "maybe I should have said Playin'?"

OK. That's it for the dead jokes........probably.
 
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