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Holy...um... COW..... Whiskey still here? Full Moooon?
(And the cow jumps over the moon)
(And the cow jumps over the moon)
Hey Gummy... Nice avatar....Is that how they make sweetened condensed milk?
Q: What do you call a Cow with no legs.
A: Ground Beef
Q: What band is a cow favorite?
A: Moo-dy Blues
Q: What do cows do for entertainment?
A: Go to moo-vies.
Q: Why should you never-ever tell a Cow a secret?
A: Because it will just go in one ear and out the UDDER
Q: What do you call a cow that has just given birth?
A: De-Calfenated
Q: What do you call it when a cow tries to jump over a barbed-wire fence?
A: UDDER destruction!
Q: What do you call a cow that can't give milk?
A: Milk dud, or an utter failure!!
Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
A: Because the farmer had cold hands!
A: Ground Beef
Q: What band is a cow favorite?
A: Moo-dy Blues
Q: What do cows do for entertainment?
A: Go to moo-vies.
Q: Why should you never-ever tell a Cow a secret?
A: Because it will just go in one ear and out the UDDER
Q: What do you call a cow that has just given birth?
A: De-Calfenated
Q: What do you call it when a cow tries to jump over a barbed-wire fence?
A: UDDER destruction!
Q: What do you call a cow that can't give milk?
A: Milk dud, or an utter failure!!
Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
A: Because the farmer had cold hands!
That's more cow jokes that I've heard at one time. It's almost mooving me into udder laughter.
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