One day the Lone Ranger was out in the woods when suddenly a rattlesnake came out of the bushes and bit him on his ..... He gave a loud yell, and Tonto came running to his side.
"What has happened Kimo Sabi?"
"A snake bit me on my .... Tonto, your gonna have to go find a doctor and ask what to do."
Tonto left his friend to find help. Soon he came upon a town, and found the local doctor.
"Help! Kimo Sabi has been bitten by a rattlesnake! What should I do?"
The doctor replied: "Well, you will have to suck the poison from the wound, then bandage it up."
"Thank you doctor!" Tonto replied while running back out the door. He ran for a while until he found the Lone Ranger lying on the ground.
"Well, what did he say Tonto?" asked the ranger.
Tonto again looked at the wound, and then looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "He said your gonna die Kimo Sabi!"