Pre veteran thread (2011)

[jj2]

And gooooood morning all.

Now that I'm caught up, it's time for breakfast (brunch) and getting something in the crockpot for supper.

 

[AttyPops]

Thanks Tom and jj.... now I'm hungry.

 

[TomCatt]

Hey Atty, it is getting to be lunchtime


Gotta run, laterzzzzzzz

 

[FranC]

I'm back from doing the dreaded banking. Broke my heart and my pocketbook to pay back the almost $300 I've spent in the last couple days on juice and vaping supplies. Still have to buy batteries and.....................

 

[FranC]

Hi Atty.............

 

[FranC]

Bye Tom.................

 

[FranC]

Hi jj if you're still here.

 

[Riverwolf]

I will see you all later ...I am going to try and take a nap before going back on nightshift......c'ya

 

[FranC]

Bye River...............

 

[FranC]

 

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[FranC]

Can't resist doing this one again

 

[FranC]

 

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[FranC]

Off to wood duty. BBL

 

[jj2]

Fran's off and I'm back for a second!

Know how you feel about the payback thing Fran. We got a savings acct and when I borrow from it, it has to be put back in at some point.

 

[AttyPops]

Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws.

Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.

Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.

Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood.

Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.

Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.

Question: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?
Answer: She said "I could not work out what size her nose was!

Question: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
Answer: It was wound up already.

Question: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
Answer: Forty feet of track - all straight!