Proposed Punishment for Provari Thievery ....

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Kn0ttYFive

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Ok, my soon to be EX ('cause I found out they snagged my ProVari Stealth) has left for a business trip.
I keep my Proud and Handsome ProVari Stealth in it's very own stand, adjacent to the couch.
This fine day, while helping with the luggage and verifying the travel check list, I had forgotten
to greet my Stealth with a "Good Morning, and a vape". Being so busy, I never even bothered to look in
the Stealth's direction. (I know, I know ...) After the drop off at the airport, I returned home to
have a morning vape. Low and Behold ..... I look over at my Stealth vaping station, (that's what I call it)
only to find A BLUE PROVARI v2 in it's place, and my remaining bottle of Castle Long Reserve missing!
:censored::censored::censored::censored::danger::danger::-x:-x:-x Hell and Damnation shall fall upon him!

That :censored: is gonna die! If anyone asks, ..... I was here posting all day! :glare:

What would be a suitable punishment for ProVari Thievery and Deceit?
 
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I'd say close, but remember we're talking about a Stealth here, not a standard Provari. I would say 3 replacements ;)

Since we are upping it, I see your 3 replacement for the stealth and add 1 extra replacement for the EX making that a total of 2.

Who couldnt have more fun with 3 replacement provaris and 2 replacements for said soon to be EX?


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i would make use an eGo twist for two weeks

"you're grounded from Provari!"

Noted! lol

I'd say close, but remember we're talking about a Stealth here, not a standard Provari. I would say 3 replacements ;)

+1 thanks Oz

Since we are upping it, I see your 3 replacement for the stealth and add 1 extra replacement for the EX making that a total of 2.

Who couldnt have more fun with 3 replacement provaris and 2 replacements for said soon to be EX?
Rob

Ah, yes .... sounding pretty good so far!
 
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Since we are upping it, I see your 3 replacement for the stealth and add 1 extra replacement for the EX making that a total of 2.

Who couldnt have more fun with 3 replacement provaris and 2 replacements for said soon to be EX?


Rob

You make quite the convincing argument. Sold.
 

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I've got to say, although I feel terrible that the SO stole your stealth, this has been a highly entertaining thread and I'm very greatful that Mr. StormFinch doesn't vape and doesn't have any wish to take it up. He does however have this strange propensity for asking me to mix flavor ideas that only he would like. :blink:
 

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I've got to say, although I feel terrible that the SO stole your stealth, this has been a highly entertaining thread and I'm very greatful that Mr. StormFinch doesn't vape and doesn't have any wish to take it up. He does however have this strange propensity for asking me to mix flavor ideas that only he would like. :blink:

I swear, if he put my precious in his luggage, and not a carry on, TSA better not Steal My ProVari! But I know they will :facepalm: :cry:
hmmmm.... very interesting. asking for mix flavors that only he likes .....I've heard of Closet Vapers! lol Keep an eye on the situation. StormFinch. :blink:
 
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I swear, if he put my precious in his luggage, and not a carry on, TSA better not Steal My ProVari! But I know they will :facepalm: :cry:
hmmmm.... very interesting. asking for mix flavors that only he likes .....I've heard of Closet Vapers! lol Keep an eye on the situation. StormFinch. :blink:

You know, if you order extra stealths NOW, they might even be there by the time hubs gets back. ;)

Actually, he takes vapes of my rig here and there with no need to pick it up, which is one of the reasons I know for a fact that nicotine by itself isn't nearly as addictive as they try to make it out to be. It can't be that he's not an addictive personality, because that man and food are really, really close. Come to think of it though, that may be why he's interested in the flavors... :laugh:
 

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You know, if you order extra stealths NOW, they might even be there by the time hubs gets back. ;)

Actually, he takes vapes of my rig here and there with no need to pick it up, which is one of the reasons I know for a fact that nicotine by itself isn't nearly as addictive as they try to make it out to be. It can't be that he's not an addictive personality, because that man and food are really, really close. Come to think of it though, that may be why he's interested in the flavors... :laugh:

lol, I already ordered. My story is ... I looked for my Stealth, couldn't find it. Thought it was lost so Ordered another!!!!!!
He will secretly put mine back where I can find it, when he returns. I will then have 2!!!!! :evil:
 
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