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cobaltblue

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A cabin in the woods and loving it
'Twas the night before New Years, the town bustled with glee
but I'll be staying home, my doggies and me
Others will slobber, drunks falling on their knees
but I'll be all safe and warm...they can keep their herpes

Hey, what did you expect in 2 minutes with no sleep :laugh:


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hatesangel

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'twas the night before my birthday, excitement in the air.
I wonder all night, who would stare.
Another year had gone by, and I don't care.
Because of my baby girl, was sure to be there.

Love fills my heart, between my husband and baby.
Another year to add, is it too many?
I don't care, neither do they maybe.
Because of all the love, I wake up with Daiseys.

I tried... lol but that's what u get at 4 am.

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SmokingRT

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YIPEE!!! Home at last
"twas the night before my first ejuice delivery from Ms. T
I could hardly hold back the excitement in me
I stalked the usps with all kinds of delight
My wife told me to stop it and sleep for the night.
Mid day I hope to hear such a clatter
that it makes the world know I won't get any fatter
for I am hoping to kill my craving for sweet
and by not smoking maybe keep more up on my feet
as I vape I will shout out don't let me be a fraud
merry Christmas to eGo
I really would like a mod


P.S. (santa if your listening a wet box would be awesome)
In the interest of the holiday season I think one more (at least) is appropriate.......
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The Rebel

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"twas the night before Tuesday and it snowed like heck
I slipped on the ice and almost broke my neck
Out to the mailbox to find some vaping cheer
Damn thing was empty, lost mail I feared
I called the post office to find my mailman
I was told he had bad chili and was stuck in the can
I wailed, "My supplies, I need them now!"
"They're sitting right here dude. Don't have a cow.
Scrap off the car and jump in the seat
Sideways on the snow I launch into the street
Half blind through the blowing snow
Off to the post office laughing I go
Sidewiped a fat man in big red sleigh
"No presents for you jackazz" I heard him say
Parked the car with no time to spare
Burst through the door with reckless flare (It rhymed!)
Grabbed my packages and back out the door
Homeward bound, the gas pedal to the floor
Warmth, sweet warmth, I made it alive
Into my recliner with some fresh RY5!
Clouds of sweet vapor fill the air thick
Cursing myself for pissing off St.Nick!

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Enid

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My super nice electric blanket. On our nightly phone calls I always told my sweetie/meanie that the bed would be warmer with him in it, so he bought me the electric blankie til he could move to my city. It's a better present than any diamond.

If money was not an object, what would you buy for someone?
 

Enid

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I'm trying to think of the worst one, there's so many! My great-grandmother, who was the world's worst cheapskate, regifted me a pair old lady polyester underwear, that was 8 sizes too large when I was 9 years old. Ohhh and they smelled like mothballs.

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