SNOW!!!! That stuff is COLD! Tomorrow its supposed to be near 70 degrees here and even that is about ten degrees shy of what I consider to be warm. But warm enough I can get out on my 4 wheeler and check the cows!
And since all Maureen is going to hit me with is a volleyball, I'll go back to my original thought that she has just worn her tongue out from excessive use/talking. Having my Ph.D. that I got on the Internet, I know that tongues are kinda like Dodge pick-up trucks. They look real nice when you first get them, but after a certain number of miles they fall apart on you.
Actually, the older model tongues and Dodge trucks used to last a long time. In fact, I gave my grandson my 1985 Dodge truck after I had it all fixed up and painted and its still a fine truck. But his sister is only 14 and she's nearly worn her tongue out from yapping so much.
In fact, Maureen should probably go in and have a splint put on her tongue like you did on the finger you wore out vaporgalinfla. My understanding is that you wore that finger out shaking it at your nice husband.
So get your volleyballs and c'mon. I ain't afraid of you two.
