Dark Matter and the Higgs Boson Particle
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Dark Matter and the Higgs Boson Particle
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This thread made me think of "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy", I looked some up and you know what? They seemed much funnier when I was young.
You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to a flea? Getting caught inside a watch somehow. You don't even care, do you.
Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out you're all covered with leeches. Just say, "Hey, has anybody seen my raisins?" (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins.)
Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it.
If you're ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big rat comes out and he's dragging the rattrap because it didn't quite kill him, just tell the people he's your pet and that's a trick you taught him.
You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to a flea? Getting caught inside a watch somehow. You don't even care, do you.
Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out you're all covered with leeches. Just say, "Hey, has anybody seen my raisins?" (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins.)
Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it.
If you're ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big rat comes out and he's dragging the rattrap because it didn't quite kill him, just tell the people he's your pet and that's a trick you taught him.
A wife says, "Hey! Look at that funny guy whose been drinking a lot." The husband responds, "Who is he?" The wife answers, "Well, five years ago, he was my boyfriend and I denied him for marriage." "Oh my God! He's still celebrating his freedom!" says the husband.
Ha! It was such bizarre but funny humor at the time. You're right...not as funny anymore.
Talk about "Random" Thoughts and Post . . .
AND - Your Random Thought & Post Reminded "Me" of SNL's Stuart Smalley:
AND - Your Random Thought & Post Reminded "Me" of SNL's Stuart Smalley:
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todays been a nice day, won 2 random contest for juice!!!
i love love love winning juice!!!
then again
eye of the tiger
growl!!
like that random picture...
has NOTHING to do with the rest of my post!!
todays been a nice day, won 2 random contest for juice!!!
i love love love winning juice!!!
then again
eye of the tiger
growl!!
like that random picture...
has NOTHING to do with the rest of my post!!
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