Random story thread contest ends 8/22/13

[Amraann]

So I booked the very next flight home.

 

[mcol]

And waited at the airport with a trusty book and my zeus.

 

[l_strider_l]

While awaiting for the boarding call, I toked on my sour apple cherry juice. As I turned to chapter two of The Universe in a Nutshell I noticed I had left off on page 42. "What a coincidence," I noted curiously just as the flight attendant called out, "Now boarding Zone 42." My eyes shot up, curiosity peeked..

 

[Amraann]

Sour apple cherry! I will have to order some more when I get back home. I wonder if I can vape on the plane?

 

[mcol]

I was informed vaping on the plane was a no no, but in the airport was okay.

 

[Beachlover]

Maybe I can even entice the stewardess to try the sour apple cherry if I use my hot pink Zeus....

 

[mcol]

I knew it sure wouldn't hurt to try and see what happens!

 

[Amraann]

The stewardess enjoyed the vape so much that she brought me extra peanuts.

 

[Beachlover]

After all once we are in the air they sure can't kick me out....

 

[Beachlover]

The peanuts and sour apple cherry went great with the rum and coke she served me...

 

[Amraann]

But they can arrest me once the flight lands so I better behave!

 

[Beachlover]

And with all the problems I've already had and meeting my ex-boss who may give me my job back at the SPCA I don't want to take any chances....

 

[Amraann]

My plane landed and I went to retrieve my bags

 

[Beachlover]

One was missing and another was open

 

[Amraann]

UGH! I hate airports! I filed the paper work for my missing luggage and jumped in a cab.

 

[Beachlover]

Take me to the SPCA I said and sat in the back to vape and enjoy the ride

 

[mcol]

The cab driver asked what it was I was doing.

 

[Amraann]

So I happily explained what vaping is and offered to let him try my zues.

 

[Beachlover]

He was instantly in love and told me he would give me free rides anywhere I wanted to go as long as I brought along my Zeus

 

[mcol]

One puff was all it took for him to say 'WOW!'