The toga guy was rather surprised when I offered him some lunch consisting of cucumber and tomato sandwiches.
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"I must've blacked out," I thought to myself, "how did I get home when I was on my way elsewhere?" I was just about to address the imaginary toga man when just then a van pulled up and out jumped half a dozen muscular orderlies, one of them pulled out a taser. I felt my muscles tighten up as the extreme voltage was absorbed into my body, my blood boiled. I fell to the ground in a lump, my drool sliding down my cheek. The men wrapped me in a straight jacket and gagged my mouth then tossed me into a padded van.
...just in time to swerve to avoid an oncoming tractor trailer, "woah, damn!" I said. I eventually righted the vehicle and pulled into the parking lot of the Thayer SPCA. My boss was waiting for me in the parking lot.
I guess that suits me just fine as I had have enough of her and was on the verge of quitting anyway.
For a job that will keep me on the road and I can vape all I want and also look for the duck...
Or perhaps I can work at home on the computer and then can put up posts on Facebook looking for the duck...decisions, decisions.
To heck with it all I thought.....I am packing my bags and leaving on a jet plane......
What are people on the plane going to think, because ducks don't need a plane to fly.
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