RAW DUCK!!!! Contest.... nothing but love :D
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Oh, my gal left me for Geoduck Clam
A creature from the bottom of the sea
When my gal fell in love with a Geoduck Clam
I knew that was it for me
Oh, I tried so hard but I couldn't compete
Cause a bivalve mollusk knocked her off of her feet
When my gal gotta taste of a Geoduck Clam
That was the end of me
Now you might be wonderin' how this came about
So I'll tell you how it happened and I hope that you don't doubt
That the story is one of hard luck, sweat and toil
We were paddlin' our kayaks on a sunny afternoon
We were feeling kinda hungry for a taste of seafood
When we spotted a diver hauling up his spoils
Now a geoduck clam is a funny looking creature
In the shellfish world it's the king of filter-feeders
Got a 4' projection that would make any diver blush
It lives in the mud at the bottom of the ocean
With a telescopic siphon of admirable proportions
That spews out its salty contents with a gush
Now that woman had an eye for unusual treats
She was looking for something quite special to eat
She said 'Tell me sir, what have you got in your hold?'
He tossed her a sample of his finest cuisine
She didn't know where to put it so she shoved it between
Her shivering knees then she paddled off toward the shore
Now a geoduck clam is a sensual pleasure
With a slippery surface but crunchy inner texture
Worth a premium price on the markets of Chinatown
When my darling made off with her newest sensation
Well, I'll leave the rest to your imagination
But I'll tell you one thing, that gal could not be found
A creature from the bottom of the sea
When my gal fell in love with a Geoduck Clam
I knew that was it for me
Oh, I tried so hard but I couldn't compete
Cause a bivalve mollusk knocked her off of her feet
When my gal gotta taste of a Geoduck Clam
That was the end of me
Now you might be wonderin' how this came about
So I'll tell you how it happened and I hope that you don't doubt
That the story is one of hard luck, sweat and toil
We were paddlin' our kayaks on a sunny afternoon
We were feeling kinda hungry for a taste of seafood
When we spotted a diver hauling up his spoils
Now a geoduck clam is a funny looking creature
In the shellfish world it's the king of filter-feeders
Got a 4' projection that would make any diver blush
It lives in the mud at the bottom of the ocean
With a telescopic siphon of admirable proportions
That spews out its salty contents with a gush
Now that woman had an eye for unusual treats
She was looking for something quite special to eat
She said 'Tell me sir, what have you got in your hold?'
He tossed her a sample of his finest cuisine
She didn't know where to put it so she shoved it between
Her shivering knees then she paddled off toward the shore
Now a geoduck clam is a sensual pleasure
With a slippery surface but crunchy inner texture
Worth a premium price on the markets of Chinatown
When my darling made off with her newest sensation
Well, I'll leave the rest to your imagination
But I'll tell you one thing, that gal could not be found
This thread is hilarious!
"The geoduck (pronounced "gooey duck") is a type of burrowing clam that inhabits the worst nightmares of Sigmund Freud."
"The geoduck (pronounced "gooey duck") is a type of burrowing clam that inhabits the worst nightmares of Sigmund Freud."
Finally uncovered - the original inspiration for Japanese hentai tentacle porn...
John Wayne Bobbit was delighted when the police failed to find his missing manhood & offered him a Geoduck instead
Dig a duck, dig a duck,
Dig a gooey duck
Dig a duck, dig a gooey duck
Dig a duck a day
You can hear the digger say
As hes headed for the bay
I gotta dig a duck, gotta dig a duck a day
Cause I get a buck a duck
If I dig a duck a day
So I gotta dig a duck,
Gotta dig a duck a day
They walk across the sand
About a half a mile from land
To dig a gooey duck
You dig him up by hand
But it isnt much trouble
And you dont use a shovel
You find a gooey duck
By looking for the bubble
It take a lot of luck
And a certain kind of pluck
To dig around the muck
To get a gooey duck
Cause he doesnt have a front
And he doesnt have a back
And he doesnt know Donald
And he doesnt go, "Quack!"
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