Oy I can never freakin fall asleep... I am Jack's complete lack of self-control when it comes to stuffing uppers in my gullet. They're prescribed so don't take that the wrong way. Bored and felt like sharing my ridiculous problems in this ridiculous thread. Is that a haiku? No, negative. I don't play that game.
Been sleeping every other night for the past week it's getting annoying. Went 2 years straight like that when I was like 19 but I'm getting too old for this s**t lol. My eyes get all red and blurry, odd shapes move and undulate in the corner of my vision and by 7 the next night I'm ranting jibberish at ppl and demanding obscene things in a southern accent. I always buy all manner of weird trinkets too when I stay up, I'll never use any of this crap and I always curse myself the next day for buying it.
Evidence of my erratic behavior is all over this forum... My new obsession is *giant wheels of cheese*, I can barely use a *giant wheels of cheese* yet buy them constantly and give em to my nephew. He snots all over them and throws em on the floor.
Someone post a ridiculous e-cig so I can comment on it - either belittle it, shower it w/ mock enthusiasm, or adore it in secret. Or all 3. J/k...I'll be nice.
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