Santa's gift to vapors

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Grimwald

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Anti-smoking activist snuffs Santa's pipe in "'Twas the Night" rewrite

:lol::lol::lol:

Maybe

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:D

The stump of an e-pipe he held tight in his teeth.
The vapor encircled his head like a wreath.

I like it...print it.
 

cllmda

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Already got ONE of my presents : found a great deal (for Europe) on a (new) Provape Midnight blue Radius so ordered it and received it this morning :) :) !!!

Howeve,r since it's supposed to be a Xmas prez from my husband we made a deal that I wouldnt open it until then ....So it went straight into his closet un-opened :(

Still have a few other things planned though... ;)

Thanks for bringing this up though, makes me think that I better hurry up and take care of everybody's gifts SOON !!!

if stuff needs to be ordered online it should be done by next week at the very latest, even earlier if it comes from far away!

As of Dec 10-15 the mail starts getting pretty busy/slow.....
 

MyMagicMist

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I would like Santa to bring:

Six 236 ml bottles of Hawk Sauce with 12mg/ml nicotine and 50% Pg/50% Vg
with 1 extra shot of flavor

Thirty 2 ohm Dual T-Dux 3 coil heads

Two T-Dux 4 tanks

Two Smok X Pro M 22 mods

Thirty Smok ARO 2 ohm Single coil heads

Four Innokin ITazte 3 mods

One Innokin MVP 2 mod

Alternately, I would be happy with simply getting:

Five Smok 2 ohm Dual T-Dux 3 coils

Five Smok ARO 2 ohm Single coils

One 30 ml bottle of Hawk Sauce with 12mg/ml nicotine and 50% Pg/50% Vg
with 1 extra shot of flavor

In earnest I do not have anything I need Santa to bring. Sure it is nice
to desire even the moon. Better though to live in ones means and make
do as best able, imho. Maybe Santa could split donations of what he
would spend on my vaping stuff with Shriners and Bikers against child
abuse, Moose Lodge International, instead. Take care of the children and
elderly or infirm first.
 

MyMagicMist

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Poor Santa, he has to be an absolute saint. Otherwise, all those naughty girls will convert him to the dark side with his evil twin brother Satan Claws. Quick someone send Santa some Candy Cane flavored vape to help remind him to be a good boy devoted Mrs. Claus! :lol:
 

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I'm stocked for several years. I keep hoping my wife will start excepting vape gear instead of jewelry as present options. However, according to her, vape gear is the same as appliances. If there is anything I have learned in 40 years of marriage, "appliances are not presents". Oh well.
That is what my hubby said when I told him I wanted a small chest freezer for Christmas. I convinced him that yes, appliances are presents. :D I have been told that I am unusual for a woman.....I agree :D
 

OlderNDirt

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If there is anything I have learned in 40 years of marriage, "appliances are not presents". Oh well.

My wife made it clear and simple early in our marriage by saying "don't get me anything that plugs in!" So the next Mother's Day, she got tires for her car. But I'm feeling much better now!
 
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