Scheduling Conflict

[Ozwald]

This morning at Chateau de Ozwald we had somewhat of a scheduling conflict. While I was out, a particular feline decided to host an advanced knot tying course, a high ropes seminar & what appears to be a beginners candlemaking workshop. It doesn't appear to have been highly attended even though 5 rooms were set up for the impromptu & strictly unauthorized event. The origins of all supplies used are not currently known.

 

[BadTrainDriver]

My initial thought when I read this way...it's way too earlier to be drunk...but then I thought, you know, I wouldn't mind taking a knot tying course...

 

[SpettroJoe]

i like candlemaking

 

[Cob24]

Well maybe with better planning attendance will rise.

 

[Ozwald]

Well maybe with better planning attendance will rise.

I hope not! I will say I'm impressed how the same ball of twine was in all 5 rooms at once & was used both for the high ropes course as well as the knot tying. There were some creative knots on the kitchen table & chairs. Who knew such talent could be had sans opposable thumbs.

I kinda wished I took pictures now, but at the moment I was not very happy. He knew it too without even getting scolded. Took him almost an hour to come out from under the bed.

 

[dam718]

Getting a fish tank was the best thing I ever did for my cat...

He stares at it all day long, plotting how dinner will be served when nobody is watching...

It's like cat TV

 

[Ozwald]

Getting a fish tank was the best thing I ever did for my cat...

He stares at it all day long, plotting how dinner will be served when nobody is watching...

It's like cat TV

Yeah, that wouldn't go over too well in this house. I'd give it 3 hours & that's being optimistic. This one LOVES the water. He'll even hop in the shower to play if you let him.

 

[WhiteHighlights]

oops! my fuzzy one was staring at my screen as I read this and laughed... I'm afraid it's given her a few ideas! It is amazing what they can get into. <- The pic is when she snuck into the sleeve of my husband's jacket.

 

[Susan W.]

Ahhh..... I think we need a picture of this feline. I know it's hard taking a picture while in the shower though so one outside the shower would be fine.

Yeah, that wouldn't go over too well in this house. I'd give it 3 hours & that's being optimistic. This one LOVES the water. He'll even hop in the shower to play if you let him.

 

[StormFinch]

Ahhh..... I think we need a picture of this feline. I know it's hard taking a picture while in the shower though so one outside the shower would be fine.

Yep, pics or it didn't happen!

 

[Susan W.]

Yeah, we need to see this crafty feline.

Yep, pics or it didn't happen!

 

[Ozwald]

Ahhh..... I think we need a picture of this feline. I know it's hard taking a picture while in the shower though so one outside the shower would be fine.

Yep, pics or it didn't happen!

Yeah, we need to see this crafty feline.

Ladies!

Wait a second...

La-dies, how YOU doin'

Unfortunately it set the pace for the day. No NetFlix. No nap. Just 3 hours of messing with the washer. Anyone nearby who can help me drag this thing outside so I can just shoot it & put it out of it's my misery?

 

[StormFinch]

Ladies!

Wait a second...

La-dies, how YOU doin'

Unfortunately it set the pace for the day. No NetFlix. No nap. Just 3 hours of messing with the washer. Anyone nearby who can help me drag this thing outside so I can just shoot it & put it out of it's my misery?

The cat or the washer? You'd better be talking about the washer.

 

[Ozwald]

The cat or the washer? You'd better be talking about the washer.

Of course the washer! And I just finally fixed it.

Sooo... you come here often?

And your friend... does she always put kittens in jars?

 

[The Ocelot]

You should have gotten him a ProVari.

 

[Ozwald]

You should have gotten him a ProVari.

Yeah, nicotine is the answer. Might as well give him a double espresso while I'm at it.

 

[StormFinch]

Yeah, nicotine is the answer. Might as well give him a double espresso while I'm at it.

Actually, they give kids with ADHD expressos. The caffeine has an opposite effect on them so they slow down. Might work for the cat. Not to mention, at least he couldn't destroy the Provari, unlike the rest of your house.

 

[Ozwald]

It's decorating. He told me so. Apparently we just have a difference in opinion on the motif.

 

[dam718]

Perhaps it was no secret before...

I have learned from this thread... That our lady friends here in the ProVari sub-forum...

Perverts! It's PROVari ladies! Not PERVari!!

 

[Ozwald]

Perhaps it was no secret before...

I have learned from this thread... That our lady friends here in the ProVari sub-forum...

Perverts! It's PROVari ladies! Not PERVari!!

You say that like there's something wrong with that.

Don't worry ladies, you can come sit by me instead of the crusty old sailor guy who talks too much