Well, what's a vaper without a crappy webcam on their craptastic laptop... Courtesy of an HP Chromebook.
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I prefer Velfie over Velpie. Velfie seems more...I don't know...magical? Sounds like a little velvet elf.
You get points for trying. I don't judge. Can't say the same about anyone else......
But I guarantee I've seen worse.
Little known fact, and please keep this on the hush, but I was a correctional officer and worked the "crack house".
Trust me. Your face is much better to look at than a man's..... rear end, to put it mildly.
*shudders in disgust and vomits in trash can*
I couldn't have laughed harder at this if I tried!!! I might be not quite as scary as a {Other Stuff} guy's .......I used to work in a psych hospital....scary things...almost as scary as me taking a selfie - I will NEVER take a selfie, I promise...
Here I am!!!!!
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Beautiful!
I can't see the camera button!
HD
Did you change your status below your name just for me? lol