her: What's in the box?
me: The batteries I ordered.
her: Didn't you get a charger for me so I can use big batteries too? (note: she's shown no interest in this so far)
me: Yes, I did - but I need the second charger for a day to charge all three of these batteries. I'll give you the charger tomorrow.
her: Well that's not fair.
me: I'm not in that big a hurry - here's a charger and a couple of batteries (gives spousal unit two charged and one half-charged 900mAh batteries and a charger)
her: Don't I get one of those big cartridges? (points at my EMDCC).
me: You said you didn't like them - that they were too strong. (she currently uses 2.5 ohm Smoktech mega cartos on her 510 XL batteries)
her: Well, they look nicer than my cartridge and a cone. Did you order any for me?
me: Well, no - I didn't know you wanted them but I've got plenty and can order more.
her: Never mind, I can just use my small cartridges.
me: I'm going to kill you in your sleep but before I do that I'm gonna fix you up (fills a new EMDCC and hands it to her)
her: Thank you, honey (puts it down and continues vaping on the 510)