Well, there was a lot going in the picture, so I feel that's partially to blame for distracting me
SMILIN SWEEPSTAKES!!!!!
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Hickory dickory dock, the.......
Yeah, can't use that one....
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone,
When she bent over........
Crap, prolly better not say that one..
Two men walk into a bar, the third guy ducks.
Yeah, can't use that one....
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone,
When she bent over........
Crap, prolly better not say that one..
Two men walk into a bar, the third guy ducks.
Come on! Let's get the rhymes bangin
Please saw light. Don't leave us....hangin [emoji13]
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My new setup just arrived (after a 7 week wait), and I'm all smiles. The Zero Mini is even nicer than I thought!
Walking down the street just casually Tootle vaping.
Saw a large group of ANTZ their mouths fully gaping!
They began to approach me
Fully intending to coach me
On the dangers of demon nicotine
With their usual blather and mindless routine
Until I opened my hand exposing the grenade I was vaping.
Many injuries occurred as they became intent on escaping.
Don't mess with this Vaper.
Lest you have your Last Will down on paper!
Saw a large group of ANTZ their mouths fully gaping!
They began to approach me
Fully intending to coach me
On the dangers of demon nicotine
With their usual blather and mindless routine
Until I opened my hand exposing the grenade I was vaping.
Many injuries occurred as they became intent on escaping.
Don't mess with this Vaper.
Lest you have your Last Will down on paper!
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This was a lovely ode
It was perhaps a eulogy
For any foolish soul
Who would mess with the likes of thee
Us vapers are a feisty bunch
We live by a strict code
And haters best be careful
If they try to traipse our
FOGGY ROAD!!!!!
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It was perhaps a eulogy
For any foolish soul
Who would mess with the likes of thee
Us vapers are a feisty bunch
We live by a strict code
And haters best be careful
If they try to traipse our
FOGGY ROAD!!!!!
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There I snoozed, enjoying my slumber,
Dreaming I had the winning lotto number!
In comes my wife, wound, in quite a spat!
Seems overnight, she'd gotten a flat!
But rather than wake, so we could talk,
She hovered over, squealing like a Hawk!
There's a problem, I get it, I understand,
I'm eager and willing to lend a hand.
But ladies please wake us up before you try to converse,
Unless you really like to hear us curse!
Dreaming I had the winning lotto number!
In comes my wife, wound, in quite a spat!
Seems overnight, she'd gotten a flat!
But rather than wake, so we could talk,
She hovered over, squealing like a Hawk!
There's a problem, I get it, I understand,
I'm eager and willing to lend a hand.
But ladies please wake us up before you try to converse,
Unless you really like to hear us curse!
ha!!! I can't say I haven't been responsible
for such a nighttime spat
Whether it's because my car broke down
or if I'm feeling sad
See, men are trained to jump right up
and act before they're blinking
Because you see, you oughta know
EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE THINKIN'
for such a nighttime spat
Whether it's because my car broke down
or if I'm feeling sad
See, men are trained to jump right up
and act before they're blinking
Because you see, you oughta know
EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE THINKIN'
Can't remember my last root beer float. Time for a trip to the store. That foam on top is awesome!
A root beer float sounds so good about now. Maybe I'll make hubby stop and pick one up on his way home from work later today... We're delaying birthday dinner for a few days till he can get out at a decent time, so a float should be his penalty... Lol
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