I am a fiend for lox and bagels, so when I saw Smoked Salmon on FlavourArt's roster, I had to give it a shot. My plan here, if the Smoked Salmon flavour worked out, was to build the lox and bagels using croissant, black pepper (also FlavourArt) and cheesecake with the sweetness rolled back a bit by lemon. But first things first.
I was both excited and hesitant when the flavour arrived. The possibilities were huge but I didn't want to get my hopes up. Tentatively I sniffed the bottle. It smelled like smoke salmon. Fantastic. Amazing. A marvel of modern day science. I broke out a clean atty, whipped up a 1.5% smoked salmon PG zero nic mix, dropped three fat drops into my favourite 510 and went to town on that bad boy.
One method of making smoked salmon takes about two days, and obviously involves copious amounts of smoke. vaping this smoked salmon tasted almost like that, and by almost I mean it tasted like somebody hung a fish up for two days, but forgot about the smoke. This stuff tasted like rancid fish. The taste was so powerful, for a few seconds, I thought I might be sick. My kitchen smelled like an abandoned fish store and my tongue felt like I'd just French kissed a harbour seal. Bleaaaaacccch!
I'm so glad I didn't do my first test with a 6v mod. It probably would have killed me. I'd have dropped dead on the spot, whereupon every stray cat in the neighbourhood would have jumped through my window and devoured my corpse in its entirety, leaving my friends and family to forever wonder where I'd gone.
Even after washing the atty with vodka, that rancid fish flavour still came through. This is the first time I've ever tossed a perfectly functional atty.
Still, I'm happy with my purchase. It's double bagged and locked away in the back of the closet. Why? Because someday, somebody's going to really tick me off, and when that day comes, that bottle of weaponized pg is going to come in pretty handy.
TBL36
I was both excited and hesitant when the flavour arrived. The possibilities were huge but I didn't want to get my hopes up. Tentatively I sniffed the bottle. It smelled like smoke salmon. Fantastic. Amazing. A marvel of modern day science. I broke out a clean atty, whipped up a 1.5% smoked salmon PG zero nic mix, dropped three fat drops into my favourite 510 and went to town on that bad boy.
One method of making smoked salmon takes about two days, and obviously involves copious amounts of smoke. vaping this smoked salmon tasted almost like that, and by almost I mean it tasted like somebody hung a fish up for two days, but forgot about the smoke. This stuff tasted like rancid fish. The taste was so powerful, for a few seconds, I thought I might be sick. My kitchen smelled like an abandoned fish store and my tongue felt like I'd just French kissed a harbour seal. Bleaaaaacccch!
I'm so glad I didn't do my first test with a 6v mod. It probably would have killed me. I'd have dropped dead on the spot, whereupon every stray cat in the neighbourhood would have jumped through my window and devoured my corpse in its entirety, leaving my friends and family to forever wonder where I'd gone.
Even after washing the atty with vodka, that rancid fish flavour still came through. This is the first time I've ever tossed a perfectly functional atty.
Still, I'm happy with my purchase. It's double bagged and locked away in the back of the closet. Why? Because someday, somebody's going to really tick me off, and when that day comes, that bottle of weaponized pg is going to come in pretty handy.
TBL36
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Well done! 
