Smoked Salmon (FlavourArt)

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BradSmith

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I love smoked fish (and smoking fish) so I'm glad you tried it and saved me the time. Thanks for the laugh, great review.

It's kind of odd that they couldn't get the smoked flavor down. I would think that would be the easy part. Have you ever gotten artificial hickory smoke on your hand? That smell doesn't just go away on it's own!!!


Have you ever had Maple syrup that is cooked down over an apple fire, so it tastes like apple wood and fresh maple syrup? Now if someone could get that flavor down I would buy a gallon!!
 

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There's a restaurant in Victoria called Montana's that does ribs in maple applewood sauce. OMG those are good. So good that I have to hit that restaurant anytime I'm in Victoria, even if it's inconvenient.

Glad everybody had a good laugh over the review. I'm glad when people profit from my pain.

Next time I order from happyvaper.com, I'm going to get all the beef and chicken flavourings as well as the spices. I'll post reviews as I work my way through them.

I might not get to vape lox and bagels, but maybe I'll get to vape a meatball sub.

TBL36
 

Scorched

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Next time I order from happyvaper.com, I'm going to get all the beef and chicken flavourings as well as the spices. I'll post reviews as I work my way through them.

TBL36

Hey, don't forget to grab some extra atomizers, too. I'm sure you will have plenty of them fouled up with some sort of permanent rancid taste. I look forward to the reviews; your misfortune is my pleasure :D
 

Icey

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Yeah... I'm sticking to sweet, coffee, and tobacco liquids only. Really now? What possible good can come of "dinner" e-liquids? Prevention of hunger?

Not for nothing, but think about it. What was e-liquid meant to be? Smoking like the real thing. The sweet or coffee liquids are what are the now and the use in tobacco liquids.
 

PhyllisJ

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...I'm so glad I didn't do my first test with a 6v mod. It probably would have killed me. I'd have dropped dead on the spot, whereupon every stray cat in the neighbourhood would have jumped through my window and devoured my corpse in its entirety, leaving my friends and family to forever wonder where I'd gone.

TBL36

LMAO - I have a cat - I think I'll refrain from ordering this rofl
 

TheMathClub

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dinner e liquids. mmm... i have considered this, over and over, and i was afraid of this kind of thing. kinda reminds me of smell-o vision. dunno if anyone remembers that breif fad, but it was real, and its a good thing that the government has since erased our memories, mib style with the new digital tv static flashes..:glare: it was like this. wow, what an experience! it will be like you there, the sights the sounds the smells... but who wants to have smell o vision watching csi, or dirty jobs (with mike rowe)? i imagine eliquids with dinner flavors would be like that. not like willy wonka style, where its like your REALLY eating it, but like a poorly engineered chemical substitute.

thinking about that, though i would rather taste chemicals, than dank old fish carcass. add some smoke flavor to it, then cut it with flavorless vg, and let it sit for a week. might...mellow it out some. though i think you are forever ruined:laugh: great review
 

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Seriously this is the funniest review for any product I have ever read on the internet. You sir or mam, are a brave soul for even having the guts to order that. Bravo. I was laughing so hard, I couldn't breathe, I tried reading it to my wife but it was impossible through the laughter. she read it for herself and was rolling with me.
 

KonaNeil

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It should be remembered that this company's main business is food flavorings.

Since you already own it, why not try a little along with some Liquid Smoke, available at the supermarket and some red onion slices to cook an eggs, lox and onions omelet?

On my last PA order, I bought some sesame oil flavor and pizza flavor. I wouldn't try either in a vape mix but used subtly they do nice things in Asian and Italian dishes.
 
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