oh my, sky! that's gonna add more letters for sure and here i am typing with one finger!
Sorry,Sky.Way too much work.
Is Tibs pointing fingers at the sky ?
I greet thee all, O fair ladies, and wish warm welcomes to all thee gentlemen. Tis I- the Royal Knight. Mayest we all not squire to fuss about the poor peasantry, and so too let us all speak of things befitting our friends. Let us all not tither be disagreeable, lest we look reproachful to those of lower estate. to the other Royal Knights here I must say, there are no battlements on the brow. Let us therefore delight our selves because of this, and listen to the fair speeches of these our fair ladies, so that we might cherish this our most enlightened day. Me thinkest not O classy one, that any fingers have went awry. I welcome thee of course, to paint the pathway of these thy chosen beginnings, so that I might be enlightened to this, O thy cumbering thoughts and question have been answered! Oh slippery tongue! Oh slippery tongue! let us speak well now and not bedevil the moment. Of course, no I do not, O gallant AttyPops, Tibs remarks were gracious to me of course. for even if not, if vassels were in sight she might rage the day, for my sake and the wellfare of all. Art thou Atty pops a Royal Knight? Let us be true then, to this our place so that when we go forth it shall be for the spoils befitting our every take.
I must go now, to soon have some victuals, and go forward for the betterment of the day. We are all NOT vassels here, of the higher order of those who run the ECF crucible, nor are they vassels either- so to this, to thine, let us proceed and enjoy. Tis I, the Royal Knight, thy servant wait to be at your every beckon call.I bid thee all farewell with thanksgivings.
FranC: I know its too much work, but let me try it on country speak. Well I dunno dogggonner <<(or ha ha ha), its time fer me to git me gone, I aint waiting around here till the cows come home. I surpose you think ur sharp? Let me till you somein I aint no ordinary city slicker like you is that what uses be saying? <<<Sounds like my brother in law.