Snails - Response on Threads Part 3

[SilverBear]

Atty, yes I know who that was...Lawrence Welk.....now I'm really admitting my age, although that really doesn't bother me. Actually, I'm proud of my age and how I feel and look!

You chant it from the steeple-tips, girl!!!

 

[SilverBear]

BTW,Tib. My rough guess is 58.

thank you, frannie! but i'm a TAD older than bear!

So... Tibs... what is your definition of "a few"??? ... as in "a few years older than 5"???

See, I was gracious in my estimate. But all bets are off when a red herring is thrown into the calculation.

That must explain the #VALUE error I mentioned.

 

[JerryRM]

What's all this talk about being old? Most of you are in your 50s or younger. Y'all are just kids, for cryin' out loud !!!!!

 

[FranC]

Soooo,all bets being off. What is your guess??

 

[Katmar]

Its true, its really true, Snails live up to the idea, when you post in Snails you get a response.

15,000 posts in snails, I cant even remembe... >>>> course i wasnt here.

Maybe some of those who where here in the begining can tell some of the highlights, Like the best of Snails. all ears here
or maybe just cross post to the link to funny arguments, like when some deranged dude showed up and you all were appalled.

Here is the origin of the Snails Tales. Hope you enjoy. Remember, the OP asks that no one comments!!

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/deejstuff/116235-snail-tales.html

 

[JerryRM]

So... Tibs... what is your definition of "a few"??? ... as in "a few years older than 5"???

See, I was gracious in my estimate. But all bets are off when a red herring is thrown into the calculation.

That must explain the #VALUE error I mentioned.

A few is 3, a tad is ?????????????????

Popcorn time.

 

[FranC]

What's all this talk about being old? Most of you are in your 50s or younger. Y'all are just kids, for cryin' out loud !!!!!

I'm old and it doesn't bother me a bit. If someone wants to know my age I'll tell them. Like Gracie,I'm proud of my age and how I look and fell.

 

[JerryRM]

Here is the origin of the Snails Tales. Hope you enjoy. Remember, the OP asks that no one comments!!

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/deejstuff/116235-snail-tales.html

Kat is here !!!!! Hiya, Kat, a rarity for this thread, 2 of the original Snails are here at the same time. Now I have to get Notsoogood off of Facebook and we can take back our thread.

 

[JerryRM]

I'm old and it doesn't bother me a bit. If someone wants to know my age I'll tell them. Like Gracie,I'm proud of my age and how I look and fell.

I know your age, Fran and you know my age (I think). You are not old, young lady !!!!! Over 80 is old these days.

 

[FranC]

Yes I know your age,Jerry. Guess your right. We're not old

 

[SilverBear]

Where are you,Bear?? Tib left an excellent hint.

Mentioned last night:

I zoomed to casino west for "senior Monday"... ended up +23.39 and a "chalk-lot" frozen non-dairy dessert.

Zoomed further west to reservation to stock up on analogs (2-3 month supply).

Zoomed back and filled the gas tank.

All in 3 hours.

Now here.

Almost did not go because one of the kids came into the house limping (holding up a back leg/paw). I did not see any obvious signs of injury (ie: no blood or cuts). Thinking/hoping he just smacked it against something and it'll go away. He didn't pull it back or act agitated when I was examining it.

So, yeah... Tibs and the Great Mystery. I gave my age "a few" pages back. And I'm using Tibs' definition of "few" in this case.

 

[SilverBear]

A few is 3, a tad is ?????????????????

That's MY definition as well. But to SOME PEOPLE, it means something around 6 or 7.

 

[Katmar]

Kat is here !!!!! Hiya, Kat, a rarity for this thread, 2 of the original Snails are here at the same time. Now I have to get Notsoogood off of Facebook and we can take back our thread.

That's a challenge I don't think we can accomplish, Jerry. The snails have all gone off and found their own tails. We've been left in the dust, er, I mean, slime....I think I modified them a little too much.

 

[SilverBear]

Over 80 is old these days.

Don't you DARE say something like "60 is the new 30".

No.

60 EQUALS 60. 60 IS 60. 60 > 30.

I want to see the math where 60 = 30. Go on. I'll wait.

 

[Katmar]

Don't you DARE say something like "60 is the new 30".

No.

60 EQUALS 60. 60 IS 60. 60 > 30.

I want to see the math where 60 = 30. Go on. I'll wait.

60 is actually the new 20. That's why you can't get it to add up.

 

[SilverBear]

60 is actually the new 20. That's why you can't get it to add up.

Editing post above:
I want to see the math where 60 = 20. Go on. I'll wait.

 

[FranC]

Bear,I looked back SEVERAL pages to see you're 58.

 

[JerryRM]

That's a challenge I don't think we can accomplish, Jerry. The snails have all gone off and found their own tails. We've been left in the dust, er, I mean, slime....I think I modified them a little too much.

I found a few of them, Kat, the ones that you didn't modify, yet.

 

[FranC]

Editing post above:
I want to see the math where 60 = 20. Go on. I'll wait.

I am waiting also.............

 

[JerryRM]

Editing post above:
I want to see the math where 60 = 20. Go on. I'll wait.

It's the new math, Bear. The old math has become irrelevant along with cursive.