Snails - Response on Threads

[AttyPops]

No Atty I don't know how to catch an elephant!!

The way I heard...is a lot of work!

First, you need to dig a hole in the ground that is capable of holding an elephant.
Then, fill the hole with ashes.
Line the hole with peas.

...

And when your elephant comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.

 

[AttyPops]

What do you get if you drive/ride an elephant into "the big city" on errands instead of using your car?

 

[FranC]

The way I heard...is a lot of work!

First, you need to dig a hole in the ground that is capable of holding an elephant.
Then, fill the hole with ashes.
Line the hole with peas.

...

And when your elephant comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.

Ty Atty. You made me laugh

 

[tiburonfirst]

lol! 3-15 must be elephant day!

 

[TomCatt]

What do you get if you drive/ride an elephant into "the big city" on errands instead of using your car?

Well, what do ya get?


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[classwife]

saddle sore ?

 

[tiburonfirst]

saddle sore ?

 

[tiburonfirst]

hiya, classy!

 

[FranC]

Hi there Classy......

 

[FranC]

Oh and I'm here Tib.......

 

[tiburonfirst]

hiya, frannie!

classy must have done a hit and run!

 

[FranC]

I believe you're correct.

 

[tiburonfirst]

sure looks like it! another shoe in da house!


sending my girls out - brb!

 

[AttyPops]

Well, what do ya get?


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saddle sore ?

Free Parking...anywhere he wants!!!!!

(But I like Classy's answer too!)

 

[classwife]

I did !


Heya !!

 

[FranC]

Hiya Atty..........

 

[AttyPops]

How do you kill a Blue elephant?
Shoot it with a Blue elephant gun!

How do you kill a Pink elephant?

No...There's no such thing as a Pink elephant gun! You pinch its trunk until it turns blue and then shoot it with a Blue elephant gun.


That's it for the elephant jokes. Don't get me going....or I'll tell you my snail joke. But...it could take pages...

 

[CES]

Hey y'all

Glad you got a smile today Fran

 

[FranC]

Goodnight Atty

Hiya CES. Atty's silly elephant jokes gave me a little cheer. It's been one of those crappy days but it's ending on a better note.

 

[CES]

That's good- crappy days need a bit of brightening.



This was just a flyby to say "hi" and "g'night" G'night y'all