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Sundrinkr

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Awwwww..... that's great, Tibs. I have Babette here this weekend to go get fixed Monday and she spent last evening on "daddy's" chest, loving and napping. That rascal tried to climb the front of my robe this morning and turned my coffee over all over my keyboard, mouse, ecig, and floor. She's probably half drunk from licking half of it up while I was grabbing a towel. Pooh - it was the last cup of my irish cream. Guess I have to make a liquor run today!
 

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I've always wanted to see Hollywood make a movie based on this premise:

Our protagonist has finally HAD IT with the booming cars roaming the neighbourhood and decides enough is enough. Every antagonist dies a horrible gruesome death.

THEN... reality imitates the cinema and the real-life antagonists all start dying horrible gruesome deaths across the country.

The real-life occurrences of rattling windows and disturbed sleep declines drastically.



If anything, that cellphone should have just been jammed way down the guy's throat. Literally.

Have I ever mentioned my absolute hatred of cellphones? I believe I have.
 
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