Hey, where'd you get that video of my cat?!? You sneakin' in my house while I'm at work?

Did a double take when I saw that

Hey, where'd you get that video of my cat?!? You sneakin' in my house while I'm at work?
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Did a double take when I saw that![]()
By the way... pre-cleaning rant:
Original appointment for 10h15.
Get call on 17th that my "09h45 appointment" has been moved to 10h00.
Get reminder call on the 30th that my "10h15 appointment" was rescheduled to 09h30 and "see you then!".
What kind of incompetent bints are working at that place?!?!
What time would YOU show up?!?!
1. Drain and bring in hoses.
2. Clear gutters.
3. Prune down spirea.
4. Hang picture window wreath.
5. Clean side door window and hang wreath.
6. Miscellaneous raking.
7. Clean garage door windows.
8. Break down flood of Amazon boxes.
9. Put winter mats in car.
10. Nap.
11. Notice snowthrower - fresh from $369 refub - has flat (new) tire. Growl. Fill tire.
12. Print new"No No No No No""Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho" transparency for side door.
12a. Find pack of transparencies.

Ya know, if you didn't clean the glass doors, then you wouldn't need the transparencies to make sure that people see the glass. just sayin'
Signs don't discourage them, they encourage them.No... this is a sign printed on a transparency. Landscape mode... on the left you see (in large bold font):
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
And on the right, in smaller - but still bold - font:
SALESPEOPLE
RELIGIOUS LECTURES
POLITICAL CANVASSING
SCHOOL FUND RAISERS
PETITIONS
SURVEYS
SOLICITING
CHARITY DRIVES
POLLS
QUESTIONNAIRES
DONATIONS
But you know what?... idiotic asswipes STILL ring the doorbell.
The current one has faded a bit.

Signs don't discourage them, they encourage them.![]()
But I'm doing a survey, it will only take an hour or two of your time.![]()