I think my Dad is losing his mind.
He called last night and wanted to know if I was in a commercial for a garden hose.
::Twilight Zone music::
I said "no", of course. He said he JUST saw a commercial for some hose and one of the people in it looked just like me.
So now I've been scouring YouTube for "hose commercial" to see if he is OK to still live alone or if I need to start looking at nursing homes.
Yeah, Dad... he looks JUST LIKE ME!!! Here, let me point out some of the similarities:
1. He has a van .... (goatee for the uninformed)... I have a
beard, Dad.
2. He has too much excess facial flesh... I am not that puffy, Dad.
3. He is left-handed... I am right-handed, Dad.
4. He has NOTHING above the opening in his shirt... take a look HERE, Dad.
So, yeah... other than that, I'd say he is a dead-ringer!!!