So I go up to my wife...

[Unperson]

...and say, "Here, try this." She takes a pull from my PV and says, "Hmm, what's that?" I hold up a 5ml sample bottle of Keemer Red Bull. She grabs it out of my hand and says, "Thanks!" and walks away.

Just placed an order for more Keemer Red Bull.

P.S. Had to order two smaller bottles till the 30ml are back in stock.

 

[dirt2suck]

Nice one!

That is when you go out and buy a lock box, or even better, a safe!

 

[Liscab]

...and say, "Here, try this." She takes a pull from my PV and says, "Hmm, what's that?" I hold up a 5ml sample bottle of Keemer Red Bull. She grabs it out of my hand and says, "Thanks!" and walks away.

Just placed an order for more Keemer Red Bull.

P.S. Had to order two smaller bottles till the 30ml are back in stock.

you might be needing a divorce, a wife stealing juice OMG