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Some Cigarette Quotes and Sayings

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stephenrowley

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Smokers don’t get to smoke. They have to smoke.

Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.

Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
 
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