I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought That She Could Win - Charlie Walker
My friend he fixed me up with a girl he said he knew
He guaranteed we'd get along just fine
And when I went to pick her up I found out what he meant
He knows that strange and weird things are a hobby of mine.
I wouldn't take her to a dog fight
Or any other place I've ever been
I wouldn't take her to a dog fight
not even if she had a chance to win.