Spikey and Malice and Hot tubs, OH MY!
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We kinda thought that was the irony of it lol!Ha, thanks Malice
Chocolate cake is yummy although I'm not used to worrying about getting pregnant anyway
Gotta love her... is there a lesbian around who didnt' have fantasies about her???Dang Amazons! They control the world!
Suzi came over and did a short tour of 'unknown' venues, including one I used to go to nearly every Thursday called the Lodestar, near Ribchester in Lancashire. It was a popular venue for up and coming acts and for the 'oh **** I'm nearly 60 and haven't thought about a pension tours'!! Suzi Q was awesome and I don't think she even finished the tour as very shortly after she stormed into the charts.
Alan.
A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy's Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley. I've been riding a Harley ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women." Then she got up and left.
The biker was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
Alan
I finally found a place on the internet to keep me off the naughty sites and now this LOL...i feel like Micheal Corleone from "The Godfather"..."Every Time I Try To Get Out...They Pull Me Back In"
and now this LOL...i feel like Micheal Corleone from "The Godfather"..."Every Time I Try To Get Out...They Pull Me Back In"I finally found a place on the internet to keep me off the naughty sites
And how appropriate that was post 69 for you!
I love this thread, we're all havin' a laugh and no-one is taking offence
So, here's another 2 minutes away from the naughty sites (what are they anyway??).
A biker stops by the local Harley shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.
While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says, "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously and then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
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