still eating crow feathers

[bonniegirl]

well Mike has outdone himself again. My haunted Buzz has taken another dive and refuses to allow me to push his button. *I so love to push a mans buttons*..........I emailed Mike with a 911 vapergency and 5 emails back and forth later, he is asking for me to return it (the doll that) he is will fix it for me. Dang..........I sooooooo wanted to hate that VV chit and was a mechanical mod ho and now I am Buzzless! I am thinking about how it was when I had the warm comforting vapor of my Buzz, the taste of the e-liquids at VVs just designed for them, the feel in my hand of the right size for the right hand...........oh, woe is me and all the other Buzzless people. But, if they have never been Buzzed, they know not what they miss. I am thinking that whoever coined the phrase "Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" was an idjit. I wish I never Buzzed at all..............ignorance is such bliss!
I am in a desperate grieving and mourning period. Condolences may be posted here, though I doubt they shall bring me comfort. In the meantime, in lieu of flowers, please send donations to the Back up Buzz for Bonnie fund at PM bonniegirl at ECF...........*hey, is worth a try*

off to finish my crow feather soup.............they are a bit hard to digest...............*hic*........*sigh*

 

[Beans]

Oh, Poor poor bonniegirl. I am so sorry for your "temporary" loss. May the Buzz Gods be kind to you and the mailman swift!

 

[bonniegirl]

sob...............boo and hoo and another boo for good measure

This is horrid...................simply horrid, how shall I go on without my green love?

 

[TexasT]

Gosh bonniegirl, you've put a tear in my eye. And I hope your Buzz gets back to you quickly.

Really, you should be writing books.

Now, I'd probably be an excellent subject for you to start with! I can't wait to hear all about me on the Ellen TV show.

TT

 

[Bovinia]

Bonnie my heart breaks with yours Fortunately it's just a temporary loss.

 

[moorea]

This is why I am going to buy an infinity when they come out, so that I have an emergency backup!

 

[bonniegirl]

Thank you for the kind condolences and also to the very generous anonymous donor. I am now 12 cents closer to getting my back up Buzz! Anonymous one...............you shouldn't have! *wasted your time and the paypal fees*


...........woe is me. Thanks be to God for Mike. Godspeed the surgeons working on my critically ill loved one

 

[Heartisan]

And that is exactly why I won't sell my second Buzz like my hubby suggested!

I feel for you Bonnie, I seriously do. One dark day I had to send BOTH of them in for repairs and was stuck with nothing but a Riva for four days.... God that was a rough week.

 

[bonniegirl]

well..........the 3 volt charger went to heaven and I am sucking my face inside out on an 1100 mah Ego and a Leo. never thought I would be stranded with proprietary batts but that is my life. ...................Murphys Law incognito............a humorous God..........an old Indian curse from a medicine man (old family folklore)............the black cloud dangling above my head, the sword of Damacles, the waterboard at Gitmo, a day with SARAH PALIN! (ACK!).................ah, we could alert the British that we will keep our arms again? Could be fun.................OMFG..................am I really thinking of doing that? I am Buzzless and therefore brainless............so to say............and well, a screw is loose.........no, it will not loosen but that is another story for another time.

I have been screwed by a screw!

Don't believe it? Ask Mike...............he knows.

oh woe is me...............pass the tissues............OMG, I sucked one into my face with the last vape.

Boo and Hoo

 

[5cardstud]

I feel so bad for you.

 

[Rosco]

They have medication for this.

 

[RIMP]

They have medication for this.

Or a back up Buzz
RIMP

 

[mistinthewoods]

Oh Bonnie, such are the depths of human suffering.
whether it is nobler in the minds of man (or woman) to suffer the eGos and Leos of outrageous fortune or to sleep, perchance to dream........ etc., etc., blah, blah, blah......

 

[kwcharlie]

Oh she hasn't even got started yet mitwoods, just wait. She's checking the audience here to see if there is a good foil for her to fence with, bet you’ll be good, hope so. I wasn’t fast enough [few of the Chuckers were] to keep up with her style of humor. We got fixated with the tissues and where she was stuffing them but she keep even that course line funny. You should be more uplifting for this thread.
At first we thought her humor was an “acquired” taste but it grows on you, you’ll see.

 

[mistinthewoods]

Actually, Charlie, maybe I'm not that good. That post reads as sarcasm but I didn't mean it that way. I was just having a hard time remembering the "to be or not to be" monologue from Hamlet.I haven't read any Shakespeare since Jr. High and that was a looong time ago.
BTW, I'm enjoying her humor already. I love creative posters.

 

[bonniegirl]

creativity is very overrated...............this is a vapergency.............I AM BUZZLESS.............No fault of fine Mike and his crew and the beautiful specimen green eyed *like me* Buzz and her innards which are far too techno for my tiny brain........*pulls moist tissue from bra and sniffles*.................It was prolly UE........*Yeah, user error, I learnt that in another vomitvape mod thread*..........ahem........now back to the condolences..........ahem...........12 cents minus............*WTF do these techno wonders cost these days?*............well, lets just say the phone lines are not ringing fast enough for the Buy Bonnie a back up Buzz fund............no accounting for the sympathy card and the woe is me and the shakespeare.............nice, but not redeemable at Notcigs *I checked*.............


curls in fetal position with face sucked inside out on an 1100mah Ego.*people really vape this chit?*

 

[bonniegirl]

tis better to have Buzzed and lost
than never to have Buzzed at all?

ahhhhhhhhhh Parting is such sweet sorrow?

PPPFFFTTT

Shakespeare never vaped VV Buzz..................JMHO and my 48.95 cents worth

 

[mistinthewoods]

Ahh.... but if he had he may have been inspired enough to write his own stuff.
It would have been "clouded" in mystery and never tragic....... unless he needed to send it back.

 

[BuzzKill]

tis better to have Buzzed and lost
than never to have Buzzed at all?

ahhhhhhhhhh Parting is such sweet sorrow?

PPPFFFTTT

Shakespeare never vaped VV Buzz..................JMHO and my 48.95 cents worth

OK Lori fixed your unit Bonnie , we also sealed the top cap this time with silicon ( you are a messy girl LOL ! ) and used a new PCB sealant on the rest of the unit so this issue should GO AWAY ! I hope ???? ( what was happening is that juice was leaking into the pcb area and causing it to short out ! in the past juice did not cause this but in the last 9 mo. or so there is a HUGE increase in conductive juice for some reason ??? )



anyhow it is on it's way back to you today

 

[5cardstud]