"Horton" and even though he was trying to be funny and very interesting to everyone - he would always be untrustworthy - NO matter what he did, especially given his history and being so smarmy all the time & even sexist towards all the women.
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But fortunately Uncle knew how to handle him.....He would even slap him with a wet noodle if he didn't shape up.....and soon Uncle & Liblue began making a plan....
7/14
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With his wet noodle in hand and a sinister grin, he figured out
the best way to handle poor now reformed sweet Horton.
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With his wet noodle in hand and a sinister grin, he figured out
the best way to handle poor now reformed sweet Horton.
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was to hold him in a far away corner by means of a force field that not only made it impossible for him to leave but also for him to be heard or have any powers over the women in the room. Uncle would keep him there until .........
was to hold him in a far away corner by means of a force field that not only made it impossible for him to leave but also for him to be heard or have any powers over the women in the room. Uncle would keep him there until .........
7/25 #1
the South froze over. How dare Uncle call the suave and charming Horton smarmy..... "He who lives in a glass house.... and all that stuff"...Anyhoo..... Horton gets wind of the plot by Uncle, et al and makes his own plot. He calls his vast number of evil vapers together for a meeting and to groove on some new terrible juice he just made. Horton was also showing off his new 36650 mech mod and the group was oohing and aahhing. (BTW.... Horton is so cool that he even has his own signature line of custom snarky IQR batteries that never need charging.) The meeting room was full of noxious vapor and the low murmur of voices. "OK, here's how we are going to beat those forces of good once and for all and put that Uncle character in his place" said Horton..... Just as he started his next sentence..........
the South froze over. How dare Uncle call the suave and charming Horton smarmy..... "He who lives in a glass house.... and all that stuff"...Anyhoo..... Horton gets wind of the plot by Uncle, et al and makes his own plot. He calls his vast number of evil vapers together for a meeting and to groove on some new terrible juice he just made. Horton was also showing off his new 36650 mech mod and the group was oohing and aahhing. (BTW.... Horton is so cool that he even has his own signature line of custom snarky IQR batteries that never need charging.) The meeting room was full of noxious vapor and the low murmur of voices. "OK, here's how we are going to beat those forces of good once and for all and put that Uncle character in his place" said Horton..... Just as he started his next sentence..........
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Liblue noticed the activity in the corner and thought something amiss. She strained to hear what Horton was saying and finally realized that he was up to his old tricks again and decided that she needed to put a stop to it once and for all, so she .........
add: My first 2 attempts at DIY are in bottles resting and relaxing a bit before testing... really excited but want to give them a couple hours at least. Did a horchata mixing 2 different ones and then adding a bit of other cinnamon flavors. 5 ml test batch. Also a cinnamon red hot sorta thing for son that uses a couple different cinnamons. 5 ml of this too and think was 5 drops total. Cinnamon is something I don't want to over do
Liblue noticed the activity in the corner and thought something amiss. She strained to hear what Horton was saying and finally realized that he was up to his old tricks again and decided that she needed to put a stop to it once and for all, so she .........
add: My first 2 attempts at DIY are in bottles resting and relaxing a bit before testing... really excited but want to give them a couple hours at least. Did a horchata mixing 2 different ones and then adding a bit of other cinnamon flavors. 5 ml test batch. Also a cinnamon red hot sorta thing for son that uses a couple different cinnamons. 5 ml of this too and think was 5 drops total. Cinnamon is something I don't want to over do
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grabbed Uncle by the arm and told him to keep Horton and all of his evil minions locked away in the basement for as long as it took to complete the meetings with the Prez...and everyone else who would listen.....
But as they made their way across the room Horton saw them coming his way & had his people "hide" him while he escaped out the back....
But as they made their way across the room Horton saw them coming his way & had his people "hide" him while he escaped out the back....
7/25 #2
into the night. Once again, Horton got the better of the forces of good. He even bested the Prez, but that wasn't saying -- Oh, wait, best not finish that thought......
Horton proceeded with stealth and caution to the very secret meeting place (Dennys) and waited for the evil minions to arrive. While he was waiting he had a Grand Slam with VG syrup. He was doodling on his place mat when the minions arrived. The immediately began to plot their next escapade. Many of them wanted to bring violence upon their foes, but Horton, being so wise and insightful, felt it best to play more mind games and less with the "physical stuff". So, a new eeeeevil plot started to take shape. A strong breeze blew the door to Dennys open and in came........
into the night. Once again, Horton got the better of the forces of good. He even bested the Prez, but that wasn't saying -- Oh, wait, best not finish that thought......
Horton proceeded with stealth and caution to the very secret meeting place (Dennys) and waited for the evil minions to arrive. While he was waiting he had a Grand Slam with VG syrup. He was doodling on his place mat when the minions arrived. The immediately began to plot their next escapade. Many of them wanted to bring violence upon their foes, but Horton, being so wise and insightful, felt it best to play more mind games and less with the "physical stuff". So, a new eeeeevil plot started to take shape. A strong breeze blew the door to Dennys open and in came........
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Tick and Sashim. They were hungry and decided Denny's would be a great place to have a good breakfast before getting down to the task of fending off whatever sinister plots Horton may hatch. They knew that they were going to be the frontline of defence for most of the day since Joan, Liblue and the others were going to be in closed door meetings for most of the day. They just hoped.........
Tick and Sashim. They were hungry and decided Denny's would be a great place to have a good breakfast before getting down to the task of fending off whatever sinister plots Horton may hatch. They knew that they were going to be the frontline of defence for most of the day since Joan, Liblue and the others were going to be in closed door meetings for most of the day. They just hoped.........
7/26
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That Denny's still had the Grand Slam breakfast as they knew they would need all their energy if they had to fight off the horton's evil hordes.
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That Denny's still had the Grand Slam breakfast as they knew they would need all their energy if they had to fight off the horton's evil hordes.
7/26 #1
Sashim added the very yummy pancake bites to her order. She shared them with Tick and they were both overcome with happiness!
Sashim added the very yummy pancake bites to her order. She shared them with Tick and they were both overcome with happiness!
7/26
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Now filled with Denny's goodness, the two of them set out to meet with whatever horton and his evil hordes had planned for them.
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Now filled with Denny's goodness, the two of them set out to meet with whatever horton and his evil hordes had planned for them.
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They felt confident that they could keep Horton from upsetting the hearings and perhaps manage to capture him yet again and earn the accolades of the rest. The only thing standing in their way was.........
Add: My hubby (aka Mr Romance) proposed to me in a Denny's
They felt confident that they could keep Horton from upsetting the hearings and perhaps manage to capture him yet again and earn the accolades of the rest. The only thing standing in their way was.........
Add: My hubby (aka Mr Romance) proposed to me in a Denny's
7/27 #1
the overly eeeeevil Horton and his League of Evil Vapers Extended Regiment (LEVER). During the meal respite, Horton and LEVER staked out the hearing rooms and planted bugs (the kind that listen, not crawl). Then they retired to the new LEVER lair and vaped with the new mods the ever so creative Horton recently designed. Silly JoanJ..... she thought she and her wimpy followers thought they would capture Horton. There was more mischief in store than capturing the slippery and at the same time alluring Horton....... Horton was able to watch JoanJ walking down the road toward the meeting and from her right he noticed movement.......
Aside from the action: The extremely mean and nasty Horton must take a brief commercial break to congratulate JoanJ on receiving her marriage proposal at a Denny's -- (I hope he picked a table with flowers over his usual booth by the kitchen door). Horton feels that JoanJ's hubby (aka Mr Romance) would probably align himself with Horton if he was not under JoanJ's romantic spell...... and a sweet spell it 'tis....... Cool story Joan.... seriously......
the overly eeeeevil Horton and his League of Evil Vapers Extended Regiment (LEVER). During the meal respite, Horton and LEVER staked out the hearing rooms and planted bugs (the kind that listen, not crawl). Then they retired to the new LEVER lair and vaped with the new mods the ever so creative Horton recently designed. Silly JoanJ..... she thought she and her wimpy followers thought they would capture Horton. There was more mischief in store than capturing the slippery and at the same time alluring Horton....... Horton was able to watch JoanJ walking down the road toward the meeting and from her right he noticed movement.......
Aside from the action: The extremely mean and nasty Horton must take a brief commercial break to congratulate JoanJ on receiving her marriage proposal at a Denny's -- (I hope he picked a table with flowers over his usual booth by the kitchen door). Horton feels that JoanJ's hubby (aka Mr Romance) would probably align himself with Horton if he was not under JoanJ's romantic spell...... and a sweet spell it 'tis....... Cool story Joan.... seriously......
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...just as he had planned, the Joan clone LEVER operative that Horton had recruited was in place, now all they needed to do was capture the real Joan and substitute their clone but that might not be as easy as they had originally thought because ...
add---Horton... no LOL then again, what do you expect from a man that gets his wife socks for their first Christmas together???
...just as he had planned, the Joan clone LEVER operative that Horton had recruited was in place, now all they needed to do was capture the real Joan and substitute their clone but that might not be as easy as they had originally thought because ...
add---Horton... no LOL then again, what do you expect from a man that gets his wife socks for their first Christmas together???
Liblue caught up with Tick & Sashim and noticed that they seemed very content(with each other or just the food... she couldn't tell??)as she asked if they could come & be lookouts at the closed door session..... and so the 3 of them headed off to get Joan......
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Horton got a sick feeling in his stomach when he saw Liblue along with Tick and Sashim walking along with Joan. Horton had too many run-ins with Liblue and her arsenal of other worldly weapons to know that she was a formidable adversary and ........
Horton got a sick feeling in his stomach when he saw Liblue along with Tick and Sashim walking along with Joan. Horton had too many run-ins with Liblue and her arsenal of other worldly weapons to know that she was a formidable adversary and ........
7/28 #1
so the very wise and survival oriented Horton hired a team of mercs to form a protective ring around him. They were all from the "pink battalion" and knew how to dance (if ya get my drift). He was very concerned about Liblue, et alia and felt he now had the needed protection to keep them at bay -- if only the "pinkies" would pay attention to the job at hand and quit ogling the scenery. "Dang" thought Horton -- "it's sure hard to find good help lately". Horton was concerned about what was being discussed at this meeting and also with Liblue's weapons. He considered sacrificing one of his "pinkies" to see what the weapons could do. The "pinkies" did not like that idea and redoubled their efforts to pay attention and discover what the capabilities of Liblue's weapons were.
Horton began to feel more at ease and stepped into the road not even noticing....................
so the very wise and survival oriented Horton hired a team of mercs to form a protective ring around him. They were all from the "pink battalion" and knew how to dance (if ya get my drift). He was very concerned about Liblue, et alia and felt he now had the needed protection to keep them at bay -- if only the "pinkies" would pay attention to the job at hand and quit ogling the scenery. "Dang" thought Horton -- "it's sure hard to find good help lately". Horton was concerned about what was being discussed at this meeting and also with Liblue's weapons. He considered sacrificing one of his "pinkies" to see what the weapons could do. The "pinkies" did not like that idea and redoubled their efforts to pay attention and discover what the capabilities of Liblue's weapons were.
Horton began to feel more at ease and stepped into the road not even noticing....................
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Horton's gaggle of minions saw the bus heading their way and their loyalty to Horton diminished and they scattered like a herd of chickens being chased by a fox. Horton's eyes widened to the size of dinner plates as he saw the bus and just before it hit him, he realized it was Uncle driving and knew that this was going to hurt, if he was that lucky. Then ........
Horton's gaggle of minions saw the bus heading their way and their loyalty to Horton diminished and they scattered like a herd of chickens being chased by a fox. Horton's eyes widened to the size of dinner plates as he saw the bus and just before it hit him, he realized it was Uncle driving and knew that this was going to hurt, if he was that lucky. Then ........
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