Story Contest Time~

[horton]

Isn't the effect Horton has on the ladies amazing?? Horton knew of this gift, but never realized its' power until the recent online novella showcased his persona. Yes indeed JoanJ, you certainly did have to put up with much craziness because Liblue was so enthralled by the overly alluring Horton. (Dang, it's hard to get out of character......)

 

[tick22]

mmm, if you all were in Cali, lets see, Liblue got half, but then Uncle and maybe Joan would split half or maybe split half of a half as the court would want their share thus they would get horton's future earnings, half each of that. So now horton is working for them and in Cali, no payments to others....OFF TO JAIL YOU GO!!!

poor horton....

 

[JoanJ]

mmm, if you all were in Cali, lets see, Liblue got half, but then Uncle and maybe Joan would split half or maybe split half of a half as the court would want their share thus they would get horton's future earnings, half each of that. So now horton is working for them and in Cali, no payments to others....OFF TO JAIL YOU GO!!!

poor horton....

But I will at least write him so that he can help me with DIY stuff

 

[tick22]

Thats a good Joan, horton will need the letters and all.
maybe Cali will let him vape as well.

 

[horton]

Now the usually calm and in control Horton is getting just a bit nervous.... he thinks back to the HBO show "OZ"....... Not pleasant visions of life behind bars.......

Just in case..... Horton knows JoanJ will write and of course, Horton will help her with DIY. To everyone else..... I'll make sure my prisoner number is published so you can write as well..... please remember that all letters are read by the censors prior to delivery to the inmates.... Wow... Horton really is worried..... Give my vape or give me ..........

 

[liblue1]

Now now....I know that the laws here are close to that and since Horton is all the way across the country(the long way) He won't get anything.....except my undying gratitude...well it may die....but for now he has to settle for that...and if he wants to dream about sleeping under my bed(from jail)....well he just can....cuz that's as close as he will ever come...as for his alluring charm and quick wit......well with all of my new vape gear...who need that?

Poor Horton.....

 

[JoanJ]

It seems that Liblue has finally shown her true colors What happened to that Happily ever after stuff???

 

[Uncle]

Reality . . .

 

[aikanae1]

Happily ever after??? That's reserved for those with teams of high priced lawyers.

In Horton's case, he makes do with what he's got - prison library internet access. He creates a church, non-profit and uses it to shelter his share. Weekly sermons are posted on his YouTube channel.

 

[horton]

Indeed..... Horton must admit that he is a little off put by Liblue's cavalier attitude toward him, but certainly he will meet new "friends" wherever he goes.... and he can always wallow in all his vaping gear as well. Perhaps his new home will even allow pay channels on the cable TV.... then he can get more marketing ideas for his new "Church of What You're Vaping Now"..... Always working the angles, that Horton........

 

[liblue1]

Liblue would hug & kiss him....and cut off his head all in a span of 3 minutes....

 

[aikanae1]

Horton declares lilblue demonically possed and performs an excorsism of 'what have you been vap'n?'.

Admittingly, it's a litle hard for Horton to explain to prison library staff while filming.

 

[tick22]

I am soooo sorry horton, I started the your going to jail cause you can't pay everyone. be glad no one has mentioned what BoBo would do to you inside... D'OH!!!! sorry

 

[tick22]

I sure hope Kimerpuff comes back soon and ends this before it becomes a epic OZ/REVENGE slasher/murder fanflix

 

[Kimerpuff]

Sorry! Mondays are crazy days..

The winner is post 331!!

 

[Kimerpuff]

Congrats vvaappeerr!!

If you do not have an account set up on our site, please do so then contact me with your name and email address so that I may get your store credit applied!

Thank you to everyone for participating!! it was an amazing story!! So many twists and turns!!

 

[wvducklady]

Congrats Vvaappeerr!!

 

[JoanJ]

Congrats Vaper!!! Thanks Kimerpuff and OSDIY for the chance!

 

[horton]

Congrats to Vvaappeerr!!!! Hope you enjoy whatever goodies you get -- and don't forget to send my cut (just kidding).
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This thread has been a blast and I thank OSDIY and Kimerpuff for the chance to have some great fun. Maybe this will become a series of vaping novellas.

 

[Uncle]

CONGRATULATIONS

"vvaappeerr" ​

AND - THANKS - Kimerpuff and OSDIY for the contest and oppertunity to enter . . . It was FUN ! ! !