Story Contest!

[Zztalk.talkzz]

Is that human brains your eating? Asked a passerby. Who did not even stop to hear his response.

 

[skydragon]

Because, well, how could there be a response? The mans mouth was full of............... human..........brains.

 

[jj2]

With gory stuff running down his chin.

 

[skydragon]

And he thought........"I am so happy my parents always told me I have no brains"

 

[somejerk]

And he thought........"I am so happy my parents always told me I have no brains"

after finishing his delectable meal of brains he stood up and washed off his cerebrospino fluidy face.

 

[tiggerrts]

Am I a zombie?!?

 

[vvaappeerr]

...Or just starring in next season's Walking Dead series?

 

[jj2]

as an extra the gets blown away so you can't come back

 

[tiggerrts]

Thankfully he awoke from his day dream and realized he was watching the walking dead. He wiped his brow, thank goodness I didn't want to eat brains.

 

[somejerk]

Thankfully he awoke from his day dream and realized he was watching the walking dead. He wiped his brow, thank goodness I didn't want to eat brains.

he laughed at himself and thought maybe it was time to get away from the TV.

 

[wandawag]

so he goes into the kitchen for a snack

 

[Zztalk.talkzz]

And he found a feral dog with a bunny under the stove?

 

[oldbikeguy]

And about then the house began to shake

 

[The*Mist]

He thought, 'oh no its Godzilla!' I forgot I borrowed his...

 

[vvaappeerr]

favorite mentholated peach vape and his favorite mod. No wonder he's trying to get my attention. Better go find it and quick!

 

[somejerk]

favorite mentholated peach vape and his favorite mod. No wonder he's trying to get my attention. Better go find it and quick!

he ran into his room, grabbed the ejuice, and threw it to his monster pal, barely escaping his rage.

 

[The*Mist]

Godzilla sat down with a thump in the front yard and began to vape. "You know its not easy being king of the monsters. I hate when...

 

[tiggerrts]

people think I am going crazy, when I am just needing a nic fix.

 

[The*Mist]

The man chuckled, 'So all that smashing cities to the ground is just a nic-fit? You do know vaping gear comes from China and not Japan?' Godzilla answered...

 

[tiggerrts]

The mod you have is good for your size, mine is the same size and too small for a big creature like myself. I need a mod the size of a school bus.