Story Contest!

[tiggerrts]

The ground shook when both Godzilla's took chase....

 

[vvaappeerr]

Godzilla tripped and fell on the thief causing the big bottle of eliquid to catapult into the sky...

 

[tiggerrts]

the man ran frantically to catch the bottle, if it broke the nic craving Godzilla would have could be a disaster.

 

[oldbikeguy]

so as he dives for the catch....

 

[tiggerrts]

and it seems like time slows down,

 

[The*Mist]

and the camera angle started moving all around like The Matrix and then...

 

[tiggerrts]

the bottle hit his hand and bounced away...

 

[oldbikeguy]

a big snake pops out of a hole and grabs it...

 

[The*Mist]

The man screamed, 'I'm tired of the mother*+&*'ng snakes on the plane, *edit* I mean in this story.' The man sat down cross legged and began trying to use his mod as a flute to coax the snake out of the hole. Then he saw...

 

[tiggerrts]

a very big...

 

[oldbikeguy]

Mongoose stalking his setup...

 

[vvaappeerr]

and he figures he can't get a break. He sits down and begins to cry. Big, big, big tears.

 

[The*Mist]

He really began to sob when he thought of every that had happened to him already and he was only a little over a 1/4 of the way through his 2000 post story. He looked into the sky and bellowed 'Why me!' and then heard a voice answer...

 

[oldbikeguy]

Relax kick back and take a vape break...

 

[morri]

He became so immersed in his big fluffy clouds of vape that he almost forgot all about......

 

[tiggerrts]

everything that had already happened, so he got up and walked away from the chaos.

 

[skydragon]

Only to have the snake give chase.

 

[tiggerrts]

Thankfully he had seen a movie like this so he....

 

[somejerk]

Thankfully he had seen a movie like this so he....

wacked it on the head with a stick.

 

[Reddhott]

But the snake looked right back at him as if nothing had happened. He knew he needed ............