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Regardless of where he was, he enjoyed the song and began dancing around like crazy.........blowing large clouds of sweet vanilla vapor into the air.
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Dragons used in mod development are large but fluffy and playful but this warning I give to you... To much gold can drive even the best hearted dragon to greater and greater greed, becoming a sickness, and the next time your dragon relives himself: you may need to talk the the FDA/TSA/ATF and don't forget the IRS!
Solutions can be found to every problem if only we look at...
Solutions can be found to every problem if only we look at...
...purchasing large and very sturdy dragon diapers at the Dragon Diaper Emporium. Also specializing in all your magical creature excretion needs.
As the truck skidded to the right, some of the dragon poop on the windshield blew onto their faces and into the drivers mouth! "OH MY GOD", "I'm feeling ...Dragon ...POWERS!!! Just then, a bright light enveloped the cab. -
[good morning all}
{oops I was a tad late here}
[good morning all}
{oops I was a tad late here}
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Since they were on the side of the road broken down, at least they had a nice and tasty vape while they waited to be rescued. Oh, and a bag of Chee-toes big enough for all to enjoy.
thankfully godzilla was an auto mechanic and after their rest got to working on the car to see what was wrong.
So with a giant huff and puff he melts a hole in the truck bed so he can get his feet on the ground and sits down
Seeming like the only break they have had since the story began, they continued on down the road for 34.8 miles until Godzilla got very tired and fell asleep at the wheel. Thankfully, they were traveling at a very low speed when he began to snore. They found themselves in a remote location so they all went to sleep....in the middle of the road.
Thonk, thonk thonk! The two rednecks woke up to the sound of a little paperboy knocking on the drivers side window. "Hey mistur" the little boy said, "my dadda is the sherif wound here, yous bwetter get movin". The older redneck just stared at the kid with dagger eyes, and started the truck and drove away. The younger redneck scratched himself and said" While yous and the ...-lizard where sleepen, I came up with a plan to make us fine-ant-sully secure!" "Lets hawk the damn lizzard thang!" Old redneck turns and looks through the back window, and sees the shrunken Godzilla, sleeping like a baby still. "Good idea" said the older redneck, "boy howdy lets do it!" --
Jumped in the drivers seat and started foot peddling the truck down the road once more!
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