Story Contest!

[Zztalk.talkzz]

A bigger stick, because a president once said "walk softly and carry a big stick!"

 

[tiggerrts]

With no other stick around he kicked the snake with his big leg.

 

[The*Mist]

The snake wrapped around his leg and bite him in the...

 

[somejerk]

The snake wrapped around his leg and bite him in the...

neck like a vampire. he screamed to godzilla for help! he needed anti-venom!

 

[oldbikeguy]

So Godzilla stomps over and grabs that snake then he thinks to himself can't let it go it might bite me.....

 

[Reddhott]

but if i take it out to sea i can drown it............

 

[vvaappeerr]

or tie it to a telephone pole and throw sand at it.

 

[jj2]

But after tying it to the pool, he'd have to move fast or............

 

[aikanae1]

...the snake would get him too. Fortunately, his need for juice overcame all his fears. Then suddenly, off in the distance ...

 

[somejerk]

...the snake would get him too. Fortunately, his need for juice overcame all his fears. Then suddenly, off in the distance ...

a homegrown redneck was driving towards them in his red pick up truck to capture the snake and save the day.

 

[vvaappeerr]

It worked, too. The redneck was so happy because he would now dry out the snake skin and use it to make a new belt.

 

[Reddhott]

but then he thought hmmmm maybe i can make a lanyard ............

 

[oldbikeguy]

So he sits down and goes to work but when he's done.....

 

[somejerk]

So he sits down and goes to work but when he's done.....

he had made a very intricate snake skin lanyard for godzilla's huge ecig! it was beautiful!

 

[tiggerrts]

But the man said "Hey remember me I have been bitten!"

 

[aikanae1]

Godzilla clears his throat, remembers that he risked his life to save this man, and says, "Careful down there. You're beginning to look more and more like a belt to me".

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[tiggerrts]

Then walk me to a doctor, it will be faster that way. Said the man.

 

[vvaappeerr]

The rednecks said that they had a truck and they were all welcome to ride. Off they went in the pickup truck with the "Dukes of Hazzard" horn clearing the way for them.

 

[aikanae1]

Just as they pull around a corner in the road, there was a burst of dust and they were staring directly at the knightrider blocking them. They heard, "Boom-a-boomba-boom..." bass blaring through the darkened windows when ...

 

[vvaappeerr]

Kit (the Knight Rider car) honed in on them as a target. They were being wrongly accused of an armed robbery of a convenience store. The rednecks kicked it in to 4x4 and stomped down on the accelerator.