"How to cook cat and vape naked", which was more his style because everyone love to kiss the cook.
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He licked his lips as his mouth began to salivate, but was shocked as his cat began to talk and said...
At that moment Ginger weaved between his legs and he did a face plant onto the floor. When he regained consciousness he realized Ginger was a figment of his imagination. He never really had a cat, what was he thinking? Obviously he needed a new vape to clear his thoughts, so.....
...cat fur. Out of the corner of his eye he spied the mailman peeking through his front room window.
"Hey!", the mailman said, "I'm going to pretend that I tried to deliver your mail from last week that you keep calling my boss about. If you want it, you'll have to come down to the post office and get it! Besides, you still have unopened vapemail. Stop ordering things!"
He searched and searched and finally he had an idea of where he set it down.
He went to the bathroom and....
He went to the bathroom and....
The man says to himself "Why can't I get a break with the crazy cats!" as he closed his eyes and clicked his heels together three times. He opened his eyes and found himself back in Kansas in front of....
The cat jumped down the chimney, wielding his PV like a light sabre. He was just about to attack when suddenly the cat was squished by a man in a furry red suit coming down the chimney. 'Hello good sir, I'm....
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