Story Contest!

[Cnew]

"Give me your PVs and all your ejuice and I'll"

 

[The*Mist]

'Make you write a 2000 post story! It's either that or we have a freestyle rap battle, what do you choose?'

 

[TheBergMan]

Obviously I choose the rap battle said the man, I took rapping courses for 3 years!

 

[The*Mist]

The dragon looked at the cat and said, 'Drop a beat' and the cat began to beat box. 'Rules are,' said the dragon, 'that each verse must rhyme, you got that fool?.

 

[tiggerrts]

The man replied, "well dragon this could be cool."

 

[jj2]

Once we set the rhyming words to music.

 

[Cnew]

we started to rap....

 

[tiggerrts]

The man paused..... "This should be a contest between you and I."

 

[The*Mist]

'who would have thought a rap battle between a reptile and a guy.'

 

[tiggerrts]

"But if there are no rules, this could go on without end"

 

[TheBergMan]

'And thus my rap is over, I win!'

 

[tiggerrts]

Suddenly the enraged cat jumps on top of the furry red suited man and starts tearing at his eyes!!

 

[jj2]

The cat's intent is so obvious.

 

[tiggerrts]

"How dare you flatten me during my escape with this PV!!"

 

[Reddhott]

dont you realize how many lives i have? he said with a evil grin

 

[tiggerrts]

Suddenly the man turns back into his dragon form and takes to the sky....

 

[vvaappeerr]

In a cloud of dust that was left behind, sits the tattered and torn vapemail package that he had been looking for.

 

[Reddhott]

hoping everthing was still in there

 

[The*Mist]

'Noooo my replacement heads are on back order!' he bellows, 'and I don't feel I'm ready to start rebuilding coils.' But then it hit him, he had an idea and then he said it out loud...

 

[jj2]

All I have to do is get someone to do it for me. Now who will that be?