TexasT's FSUSA Receipt

[csan1018]

Clearly, both LD and Ab suffer from the same types of delusions, but being kinfolk, I guess that is understandable. As you can see, the onlyest thing on both of their minds is ... girls. Dr. Pammy is going to have her hands full dealing with these two.

They both need to learn that there are more important things in life ... like cows for example. Cows deserve love too and when you love them, they will look at you with those big brown eyes just oozing love.

I hope the two of them can come to their senses soon.

Cows? I love cows, too. 'Specially when they fit in the freezer . . . but ummmmm, my daddy used to raise cows on our farm. They were real special to us. So special we gave them names: hamburger, sirloin, T-bone . . .

I 'member when daddy was so worried about sirloin. There was just something not right with her. Daddy thought she had ADD or OCD or some such. He called the Vetiatrist out to evaluate her. It wasn't ADD or OCD afterall. Turns out she BCD--Bad Cow Disease.

 

[LordDavon]

Clearly, both LD and Ab suffer from the same types of delusions, but being kinfolk, I guess that is understandable. As you can see, the onlyest thing on both of their minds is ... girls. Dr. Pammy is going to have her hands full dealing with these two.

They both need to learn that there are more important things in life ... like cows for example. Cows deserve love too and when you love them, they will look at you with those big brown eyes just oozing love.

I hope the two of them can come to their senses soon.

You are sadly mistaken, brother. I don't have girls on my mind. There is only one "girl" I tease about and she seems to be all woman!

 

[LordDavon]

Ha, ha, ha, Ab ... when you have as many cows as I do on all that land dotted with gas wells and oil wells ... believe me, I can love the cows and the girls just seem to appear.

From what I understand, Mrs. T does have lots of land. Unless you behave, you're trespassing!

 

[TexasT]

I 'member when daddy was so worried about sirloin. There was just something not right with her. Daddy thought she had ADD or OCD or some such. He called the Vetiatrist out to evaluate her. It wasn't ADD or OCD afterall. Turns out she BCD--Bad Cow Disease.

LOL, Mom and Dad were convinced Ab and LD had the same thing. Bad cow disease! Mommy had this red rubber bag with a long hose on it that she used to use on them and it seemed to help quite a bit.

LD said he hated that thing.

At first.

 

[ab357]

Hear we go again. We are from OUTSIDE of Texas. We are not related. LD and ME went to real schools. With teachers, books, we even had desks. And guess what else, we had TVs in our classrooms. We watched Sesame Street and the Electric Company.

They didn't even have TVs when you went to that one room school. When you went. Didn't you give up on edjamacation after repeating the 4th grade three times?

Now BCD is just what the Urologist said you're suffering from. Did you give yourself your first shot yet? But she said there's only one way humans can get it

Save a marriage, kill a cow

 

[TexasT]

Dr. csan, being a cow lover, you really need to be on my girlie team of friends. And with you being a psychologist and all, you could maybe help with Ab's deep seated complexes and frustrations over being so short. And you can see that even LD needs a little help.

LD is hair challenged and its a source of great irritation to him. But overall, he is in pretty good shape mentally.

Ab, on the other hand has sooo many problems. He forgets he is family, he has this "back side" fixation, the thing with the Barbie dolls, his Napoleon outfit with the big hat on side ways and his belly sticking way out while he runs around on roller skates. He wear platform socks, elevator shoes and height enhancing underwear in an attempt to raise above his height of 3' 3" and its all just so sad.

Now that Ab's cousin, Ab Normal (Ab is a family name) is there to look after him we might have a chance to bring him back to reality.

I'd really appreciate any help you could give me in accomplishing this.

 

[csan1018]

Dr. csan, being a cow lover, you really need to be on my girlie team of friends. And with you being a psychologist and all, you could maybe help with Ab's deep seated complexes and frustrations over being so short. And you can see that even LD needs a little help.

LD is hair challenged and its a source of great irritation to him. But overall, he is in pretty good shape mentally.

Ab, on the other hand has sooo many problems. He forgets he is family, he has this "back side" fixation, the thing with the Barbie dolls, his Napoleon outfit with the big hat on side ways and his belly sticking way out while he runs around on roller skates. He wear platform socks, elevator shoes and height enhancing underwear in an attempt to raise above his height of 3' 3" and its all just so sad.

Now that Ab's cousin, Ab Normal (Ab is a family name) is there to look after him we might have a chance to bring him back to reality.

I'd really appreciate any help you could give me in accomplishing this.

Texas, your account of Ab's auto-body experience got me to thinking. Maybe we're considering this from the wrong perspective. Maybe a psychologist isn't exactly what he needs. Instead, perhaps we should send the ghost busters to visit him. It may be that Ab has been having frequent visits from a poultrygeist. That's enough to make anyone unstable. . . .

 

[TexasT]

Texas, your account of Ab's auto-body experience got me to thinking. Maybe we're considering this from the wrong perspective. Maybe a psychologist isn't exactly what he needs. Instead, perhaps we should send the ghost busters to visit him. It may be that Ab has been having frequent visits from a poultrygeist. That's enough to make anyone unstable. . . .

By gum Dr csan, see why I'm so tickled you are here! A poultrygeist, I never would have thought of that in a million years! He's possessed! The poor guy. Ghost Busters! I'll bet your right and that's exactly what he needs! Dang lady, your brilliant!

Ab's a poor, possessed little devil. It all makes sense now! All of it!

I've been watching those Ghost Hunters too on the color TV set up at the Coffee Shop and I know all about those boogers in the dark. Oh, poor Ab.

I'll get a call in to the Ghost Busters right away. Thanks for the good advice!

 

[csan1018]

By gum Dr csan, see why I'm so tickled you are here! A poultrygeist, I never would have thought of that in a million years! He's possessed! The poor guy. Ghost Busters! I'll bet your right and that's exactly what he needs! Dang lady, your brilliant!

Ab's a poor, possessed little devil. It all makes sense now! All of it!

I've been watching those Ghost Hunters too on the color TV set up at the Coffee Shop and I know all about those boogers in the dark. Oh, poor Ab.

I'll get a call in to the Ghost Busters right away. Thanks for the good advice!

Texas, I'm really not comfortable with you calling me Dr. In all honesty, I'm not a Dr. until I congratuwate.

I was also thinking we should, maybe, let the "cow out of the pasture" about your status . . . I just don't feel right misleading these fine people here at Junkie-Junkshun . . .

So, Ab and all you fine junkies, I hate to be the bearer of good news, but sadly, Texas T is not a real psychologist. He just plays one on I.V. (of voodoo morphine, that is--it takes him to his happy place). How many times, T, have you been told, E juice isn't for that kind of injectin'

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[LordDavon]

Dr. csan, being a cow lover, you really need to be on my girlie team of friends. And with you being a psychologist and all, you could maybe help with Ab's deep seated complexes and frustrations over being so short. And you can see that even LD needs a little help.

LD is hair challenged and its a source of great irritation to him. But overall, he is in pretty good shape mentally.

Ab, on the other hand has sooo many problems. He forgets he is family, he has this "back side" fixation, the thing with the Barbie dolls, his Napoleon outfit with the big hat on side ways and his belly sticking way out while he runs around on roller skates. He wear platform socks, elevator shoes and height enhancing underwear in an attempt to raise above his height of 3' 3" and its all just so sad.

Now that Ab's cousin, Ab Normal (Ab is a family name) is there to look after him we might have a chance to bring him back to reality.

I'd really appreciate any help you could give me in accomplishing this.

No, T. Not a sore spot. I prefer it this way. Why have to deal with all that hair when I look so good either way?! That is why I get it buzzed. I only rotate between the scruff and goatee because they only need being dealt with every few days.

...and T. Leave Ab alone. He just worries about you. Mrs. T calls us in tears some days. You go off with those cows, only to come back with lipstick on your collar. The same shade as that cow wears!

 

[TexasT]

...and T. Leave Ab alone. He just worries about you. Mrs. T calls us in tears some days. You go off with those cows, only to come back with lipstick on your collar. The same shade as that cow wears!

Oh, LD, I would NEVER pick on that poor, little, bitty devil Ab. My gosh. Who could do something like that? One look in those beady, haunted eyes is enough to tell anyone that per Not.Quite.Dr.Yet.Csan's austute diagnosis (I guess she hasn't paid her $189.00 plus shipping and handling fees like I did for my PhD), that dear Ab is being haunted by a poultrygeist. All I want to do is get help for him. I hope Ghost Busters can do it. But I'll pay for all of it.

Heck, if I didn't like old Ab I'd never have paid to have that flashing yellow caution light mounted on the top of his Napoleon hat so that nobody would trip over him. And we just love the pitter-patter of his little, bitty feet when he comes to visit.

 

[TexasT]

T, have you been told, E juice isn't for that kind of injectin'

And csan, I only injected my index finger once with French Toast juice and that was an accident. But I have to admit it was a pleasurable experience because I flew down to the Vape Lounge in Tucson all by myself.

 

[ab357]

Texas, I'm really not comfortable with you calling me Dr. In all honesty, I'm not a Dr. until I congratuwate.

I was also thinking we should, maybe, let the "cow out of the pasture" about your status . . . I just don't feel right misleading these fine people here at Junkie-Junkshun . . .

So, Ab and all you fine junkies, I hate to be the bearer of good news, but sadly, Texas T is not a real psychologist. He just plays one on I.V. (of voodoo morphine, that is--it takes him to his happy place). How many times, T, have you been told, E juice isn't for that kind of injectin'

disclaimer: An internet PhD (that comes in the mail signed by a bunch of people) can be yours for 15 small payments of $9.99. It is solely distributed by ASOIV (As Seen on IV) and is the trademark of ICdedPPL

shush... we let him he think he is so I can keep an eye on him while I'm at the office. Unlike him, I'm a real quadruple board certified psychologist, sexologist and marriage counselor. You just can't believe anything TT says. I'm not possessed. He's projecting again. He's jealous because the Venetians routinely pick me up and take me to Venus to study me and share therapeutic strategies. It's all legit and preapproved by the Intergalactic Council of North America. Now those Chinese, they hate I was chosen.

 

[TexasT]

PooorAb. More poultrygeist delusions. Now do y'all see what I'm talking about?

 

[ab357]

No, T. Not a sore spot. I prefer it this way. Why have to deal with all that hair when I look so good either way?! That is why I get it buzzed. I only rotate between the scruff and goatee because they only need being dealt with every few days.

...and T. Leave Ab alone. He just worries about you. Mrs. T calls us in tears some days. You go off with those cows, only to come back with lipstick on your collar. The same shade as that cow wears!

Uh... LD... that's not lipstick....

Oh, LD, I would NEVER pick on that poor, little, bitty devil Ab. My gosh. Who could do something like that? One look in those beady, haunted eyes is enough to tell anyone that per Not.Quite.Dr.Yet.Csan's austute diagnosis (I guess she hasn't paid her $189.00 plus shipping and handling fees like I did for my PhD), that dear Ab is being haunted by a poultrygeist. All I want to do is get help for him. I hope Ghost Busters can do it. But I'll pay for all of it.

Heck, if I didn't like old Ab I'd never have paid to have that flashing yellow caution light mounted on the top of his Napoleon hat so that nobody would trip over him. And we just love the pitter-patter of his little, bitty feet when he comes to visit.

You are getting worse, it's spreading to your brain. Afterall with it being in your it didn't have far to travel. Take the shot.


Save a marriage. Kill a cow.

 

[Bimbo]

Finally i got my order. It did not took a month to arrive but 9 DAYS!

And I'm not jealous anymore TT. I also got a love note from MistressNomad

I would like to thank Mark, Gab, Amy, Kristen, Frankie for the wonderful notes they've put in for me. And most of all to David and Pam for the best tasting juice I got.

Thanks a lot guys. More orders to come

 

[TexasT]

Geez Bimbo, some of my order take nearly that long to get to Deep East Texas! It has nothing to do with FSUSA, its the USPS. But your right, that was fast!

I'm glad the guys and girlies like Kristen and MistressNomad signed your receipt. They are all just as nice as they can be.

 

[Bimbo]

I was pretty surprised myself. I hope my next orders will be the same. I surely want to share all what they've written on my receipt but I guess the tides will change. You'll be more jealous than I did.

 

[TexasT]

I was pretty surprised myself. I hope my next orders will be the same. I surely want to share all what they've written on my receipt but I guess the tides will change. You'll be more jealous than I did.

Bimbo, believe me, I spent enough time in that sand (many YEARS off and on) to know what your going through. You deserve anything that can put a smile on your face! I can remember when there was just a dirt road between Khobar and Al Jubayl. And back then a trip to the Empty Quarter was a real adventure. Now its paved roads all the way.

 

[Bimbo]

You're right TT. It really did put a smile on me. If you can visit here again, many things have changed. The have road signs for camels now.

"Camels Cross Here"