And suddenly, he remember something... Turkeys can't fly!!! ... as he kept plummeting to the ground...
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The Turkey also remembered he could not fly and began plummeting along with the man. The man looked at the turkey, the turkey looked at the man, both blinked and then the turkey said loudly above the scream of the air ........
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The panda was actually a giant balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade. The man and the turkey looked down at the crowd, both at once, noticed in the crowd a .........................
NAE . . . Nor to take anything away from the Story, but just as something "Funny" and an FYI:
Maybe next time we should have the OP specify whether they meant a Wild Turkey
(and NOT the kind you drink... lol) or Domestic one!!!
WKRP "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" Thanksgiving - YouTube
(one of the funniest bits on that show... ever!!!)
(and NOT the kind you drink... lol) or Domestic one!!!
WKRP "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" Thanksgiving - YouTube
(one of the funniest bits on that show... ever!!!)
...kid with a BB gun... getting ready to shoot down the balloon!! But just before he could get it in his sights, they both landed KERPLOP!! right in the center of the Giant Panda, and were thankful that it was there to break their fall...
Much to the amazement of the crowd who were there to watch the parade...
...kid with a BB gun... getting ready to shoot down the balloon!! But just before he could get it in his sights, they both landed KERPLOP!! right in the center of the Giant Panda, and were thankful that it was there to break their fall...
Much to the amazement of the crowd who were there to watch the parade...
As the man and the turkey KERPLOPPED into the floating giant panda the impact and the yells from the watching crowded frightened all those holding the Pandas ropes and they all let go. Slowly the Giant Panda with its passengers began to drift away, climbing higher. The boy with the BB Gun watched and wondered... "Should he shoot the Giant Panda a few times so it drifts to the ground or let it float free and watch the adventure of Man, Turkey, and Giant Inflated Panda". Finally, after much thought the boy decided to ..............
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It was a dud! The bb simply fell to the floor and did nothing! ..
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They kept drifting slowly... up, up & away.
When suddenly a flock ofgeese Wild Turkeys flew right overhead and...
When suddenly a flock of
That what would come next is that they would start shooting from their bb guns! "What!?" He exclaimed. "They don't even have a posable thumb" then.. ..
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all of the sudden, the wild turkeys started to fly a little higher, until they were directly above them....and they pooped all over them, causing the man and turkey to start to....
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He realized that what he thought were BB guns were actually rope hooks that they Wild Turkeys were using to snag the Pandas ropes and were pulling the Panda, the man and the turkey off to.......
Neverland! Apparently that was the turkeys plan all along. The pandas should have known better but they've been far too busy with their karate classes lately. So as they got closer to their destination. ..
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Teeny Tiny Turkeys with fairy wings started flying around them. Swirling, swirling into a magical wonderland!
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